Audi vs BMW drivers
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mad jock

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1,272 posts

289 months

Sunday 22nd December 2002
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I know that this might be a little controversial, but I have noticed over the last 3 or 4 years that Audi drivers have become more agressive/ obnoxious than BMW drivers, in general terms.
Perhaps it's down to "it's almost as good as a Beemer, so I'll drive it like one", or maybe they're all just w*nkers. Whatever.
Am I alone in noticing this, or do any of you agree?
Flammazine already applied.

deltaf

1,384 posts

284 months

Sunday 22nd December 2002
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Maybe theyre all ex beemer drivers?

funkihamsta

1,261 posts

290 months

Sunday 22nd December 2002
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They're both German cars, and the interiors are covered in the oily skin deposits of those muscular labourers that assemble them. It is a known fact that Teutonic body fluids have minute levels of Totaglobadominatin, a powerful hormone that causes secretions in the brain. These secretions give the individual an overwhelming sense of superiority and an urge to invade Poland.

soulpatch

4,693 posts

285 months

Sunday 22nd December 2002
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Are White Van Men trainee BMW drivers?

deltaf

1,384 posts

284 months

Sunday 22nd December 2002
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Volvo drivers may also be contaminated....

gopher

5,160 posts

286 months

Sunday 22nd December 2002
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funkihamsta said: They're both German cars, and the interiors are covered in the oily skin deposits of those muscular labourers that assemble them. It is a known fact that Teutonic body fluids have minute levels of Totaglobadominatin, a powerful hormone that causes secretions in the brain. These secretions give the individual an overwhelming sense of superiority and an urge to invade Poland.



That explains the number of Passat drivers in this area that also believe the 3rd lane is theirs alone

funkihamsta

1,261 posts

290 months

Sunday 22nd December 2002
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deltaf said:
Volvo drivers may also be contaminated....

Oi none of that!
No just suicidal....

yertis

19,670 posts

293 months

Sunday 22nd December 2002
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I know what you mean. Our numbers have been swelled by A4 drivers. Audis used to be a bit of a mildly eccentric choice, like buying Citroen. Now every bugger wants one.



ahonen

5,031 posts

306 months

Sunday 22nd December 2002
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Hey, we're not all bad. Other road users just don't fully accept Audi superiority sometimes, that's all. Anyway, I often let other drivers out of T-junctions, which sets me apart from Bimmer drivers, surely...

(Edited to add something and then delete it again...)

>> Edited by ahonen on Sunday 22 December 22:27

cazzo

16,178 posts

294 months

Sunday 22nd December 2002
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funkihamsta said: They're both German cars, and the interiors are covered in the oily skin deposits of those muscular labourers that assemble them. It is a known fact that Teutonic body fluids have minute levels of Totaglobadominatin, a powerful hormone that causes secretions in the brain. These secretions give the individual an overwhelming sense of superiority and an urge to invade Poland.

Nice one!

dennisthemenace

15,605 posts

295 months

Sunday 22nd December 2002
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yertis said: Audis used to be a bit of a mildly eccentric choice, like buying Citroen.






I would have a citroen , my old man had a ID19 (DS) when i was young (coming out of the closet) i love citroens ... well the early cars i had a BX 100% reliable and my mum bought a ZX 2 years ago after owning a xantia its 100% rliable the xantia was involved in a headon with a lorry the car saved her life she wanted a mundaneo but she ended up getting a cit the copper told her if it was a normal car ie mondeo it would have gone under the lorry and it would have been night night , at the end of the day its badge snobbery i would rather have a citroen than an audi or a bmw or a merc

swilly

9,699 posts

301 months

Monday 23rd December 2002
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Audi's used to be bought by BMW drivers that wanted to be 'different' to everyone else in the office. Leopard never changes its spots though.