Free the Poets!
Discussion
Now that habitual burglars can get off a jail term if they claim to be a poet, how long before the appeals court is jammed with claims from wrongly imprisoned artistic murderers, rapists, paedophiles etc;?
Next time I'm nicked for speeding, I reckon I can get off scot free by claiming to be an unemployed performance artist!
Next time I'm nicked for speeding, I reckon I can get off scot free by claiming to be an unemployed performance artist!
Well done, gentlemen.
You know, yesterday, as I was locking things down, I happened upon an adult rodent peddling his ill gotten wares to a gaggle of all too eager pre school urchins.
Seconds later, the motley bunch had dispersed into the shadows, their transaction disturbed by the prescence of moi-meme. In their place, a conflagration had appeared, threatening to engulf the adjoining business premises.
Yet another 7 day week was grinding to a halt and as the fire engine drove away I sat there, pondering the nature of life, the universe and everything.
And you know what? The answer was not 42 - it was Soylent Green.
Bloody vermin.
You know, yesterday, as I was locking things down, I happened upon an adult rodent peddling his ill gotten wares to a gaggle of all too eager pre school urchins.
Seconds later, the motley bunch had dispersed into the shadows, their transaction disturbed by the prescence of moi-meme. In their place, a conflagration had appeared, threatening to engulf the adjoining business premises.
Yet another 7 day week was grinding to a halt and as the fire engine drove away I sat there, pondering the nature of life, the universe and everything.
And you know what? The answer was not 42 - it was Soylent Green.
Bloody vermin.
Today me bruddas I is a very happy Rasta man
me just become a real big Lord Woolf Fan,
Da honky wiv de powder wig an de red flowin robes
he just set me free cos i is rhymin with my bro's
Ja listen to me brudda, me give advice for free
if ya wanna put one over on de judiciaree
Ya know, even if you makin wiv de burglaree
Just rely on da poetry, it'll set ya free
Now dem coppers they come a runnin when the alarm bell ring
but dey cannot touch me, dey cannot do a ting.
Ya see, now me is talkin in de meter and de rhyme
me no longer have to do any of dat hard time
for da rape in' an da murderin an tings even worse
ya gonna have to tink up some really bitchin verse,
emphasise your culture and complain about your roots
an soon for the victim dey won't give two hoots.
Aaayyyyy.
Is it cos I is a Honky?
Andy 400se
me just become a real big Lord Woolf Fan,
Da honky wiv de powder wig an de red flowin robes
he just set me free cos i is rhymin with my bro's
Ja listen to me brudda, me give advice for free
if ya wanna put one over on de judiciaree
Ya know, even if you makin wiv de burglaree
Just rely on da poetry, it'll set ya free
Now dem coppers they come a runnin when the alarm bell ring
but dey cannot touch me, dey cannot do a ting.
Ya see, now me is talkin in de meter and de rhyme
me no longer have to do any of dat hard time
for da rape in' an da murderin an tings even worse
ya gonna have to tink up some really bitchin verse,
emphasise your culture and complain about your roots
an soon for the victim dey won't give two hoots.
Aaayyyyy.
Is it cos I is a Honky?
Andy 400se
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