The first person to .......

[woodster]

This is the fallout of a drunk conversation with one of my mates last weekend questioning what went through the mind of the first person to do something. It still makes me chuckle now, which is unusual for a drunk conversation.
Examples:

Eat an egg - "the first thing that falls out of that chickens arse, I'm going to fry and put in the middle of this bap".

Feed bread to ducks - Ok, Ducks like bread, but dogs like fish and chips and it isn't generally acceptable to feed them that too frequently. Someone decided that ducks should be treated to bread by children and pensioners.

Juggle - "bloody hell that's hot, hey, wait a minute, check me out!".

Anyone fancy adding to the list?

[mel]

swallow

[apache]

first person to eat a lobster/snail/frogslegs/caviar/roe/liver/brains/etc

[Mrs Fish]

Edited to add:

Don't ask me why. It just seemed appropriate somehow. I think I'll get my coat and go home.

>> Edited by Mrs Fish on Thursday 16th January 18:03

[PetrolTed]

Err... sorry to spoil the party but can we keep vaguely on topic or not too dumbed down.