BBC news tonight!

[jamesc]

After the 1st report on the 10 o'clock news; it is now time to send the troops to Rhodesia.

James

[Ballistic Banana]

I reckon we should pull all our troops back to this country and get them patrolling the ports etc. first before getting to involved in much else.


BB

[griff2be]

Nah. They can't do the ports. They'll be too busy manning the Green Goddesses....

[sadoksevoli]

Maybe we should drop that useless tw@t Blunkett (but please spare the dog - don't want to get the ALF onto us) on Mugabe's head - trouble is the g1t would miss him without his pen1s stuck up his dog's @rse to guide him (the dog of course is Tony Bliar's best chum - they shared a mate way back when - only tony got to keep her - the dog got blunkett on a leash poor sod)

[rich-uk]

Can't we line the firemen up at the ports? They've got a day off with nothing better to do.

[silkygal]

Hold on a minute, let's get the priorities correct.

OK - Firemen manning the ports to watch out for illegals.

Police manning speed traps and watching out for litterers.

Army deployed around the countryside to protect foxes.

[farmboy]

silkygal said: Hold on a minute, let's get the priorities correct.

OK - Firemen manning the ports to watch out for illegals.

Police manning speed traps and watching out for litterers.

Army deployed around the countryside to protect foxes.

That leaves the ALF to fight the fires then.

[deltaf]

Or light them........

[Rich-UK]

Whatever next, politicians looking after their constituents, judges punishing criminals, have you all gone mad??