Government Announcement

[silkygal]

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT

Tony Blair's government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.

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A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

[andytk]

LMAO

Its funny cos its true....

[JMGS4]

You forgot half of the emblem; it's really a crossed condom and spanner.
If you can't fix it, **** it

[anonymous-user]

LOL

[deltaf]

The other half of the emblem is; "if youve f***ed it, dont try to fix it".