Farmers face jail if pigs don't get toys
Farmers face jail if pigs don't get toys
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Mrs Fish

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30,018 posts

286 months

Wednesday 29th January 2003
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British farmers have 90 days to put a toy in every pigsty or face a £1,000 fine or three months in jail.

In a new EU ruling farmers have to supply an object to keep pigs happy and deter them from chewing each other.

The Times says the ruling becomes law in Britain next week.

Official instructions to farmers are to give pigs "environmental enrichment" by providing "manipulable material", which the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs defined as balls.

A spokesman said: "We mean footballs and basketballs. Farmers may also need to change the balls so the pigs don't get tired with the same one.

These rules are based on good welfare. We don't want to come across as the nanny state, but the important thing is to see pigs happy in their environment and they like to forage with their noses."

The Government is not ready to recommend specific toys, however, because they know of no firm manufacturing playthings for pigs.

Mark White, past president of the Pig Veterinary Society, said: "Pigs have a habit of chewing each other and they do it in all environments and especially go for pigs' tails and ears. Animal welfarists have been arguing that we should not dock tails of pigs.

"They think if we provide pigs with things to relieve their boredom then they will not chew each other."

sadoksevoli

1,232 posts

285 months

Wednesday 29th January 2003
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Howsabout an EU bureaucrat - perhaps in the style of feeding the pigs in the film Hannibal - I imagine Neil Kinnock would go down a treat with some ravenous hogs.

Mrs Fish

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30,018 posts

286 months

Wednesday 29th January 2003
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Where did the other 3 posts go to, that were there earlier????

Mrs Fish

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Wednesday 29th January 2003
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For some reason, the thread has gone on twice. Sorry about that folks.

DJFish

6,010 posts

291 months

Wednesday 29th January 2003
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Fantastic!
I can just imagine a load of piggies picking teams for 5-a-side, than suing the EU for mental trauma if they get picked last, next thing will be to provide them with protective equipment such as helmets and shin pads so they don't hurt themselves.

In my limited experience of all things porcine, I've found that left to their own devices pigs will invariably make their own entertainment just like they used to in the old days, things like making little pigs and participating in great sandwiches.

Dave
(No relation )

fast westfield

412 posts

299 months

Wednesday 29th January 2003
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This has come too late for Tony Martin He had two Bastrad balls to throw in but rang the police.

Paul.

Podie

46,649 posts

303 months

Wednesday 29th January 2003
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I dunno... where will it lead? They'll want Playstations and Sky next...

erniethrasher

9 posts

286 months

Wednesday 29th January 2003
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I thought the pigs already had plenty of games in their stations, snooker,pool darts

CarZee

13,382 posts

295 months

Wednesday 29th January 2003
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THis is all good news... it adds to the image of ridiculousness that the EU needs to shake of if the British people are to be in favour of the Euro in a referendum..

and it occupies the daft buggers on trivia rather than really shafting us all which is what they'd be doing otherwise..

Have to say, when I heard the farmer interviewed on R4 this morning I had to chuckle

swilly

9,699 posts

302 months

Wednesday 29th January 2003
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It makes you wonder what pigs did to survive prior to the saviours from the EU sticking their big snouts in.

Although i can suggest a game they might like to play...spot the sausage

DennisTheMenace

15,605 posts

296 months

Wednesday 29th January 2003
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The swines geddit swines ........... :getscoat: