Bus....sex in road.....Careless driving

[Byff]

I knew the sex bit would have you looking

A bus driver was proceeding along the road at midnight and knocked over and killed a couple having sex.

Having sex in the middle of the road.

He got done for £300, lost licence for six months for careless driving as......he should have seen other vehicles taking avoiding action.

I know the couple got killed (well, you would if a bus ran over you) but what the hell were they doing in the middle of the road?

[pwig]

but what the hell were they doing in the middle of the road?

Having sex?

[AndrewD]

Do you know how long you have to wait for a bus these days? Guess they figured it'd be more than 20 seconds, so decided to give it a go.

[david010167]

Its the same as smoking, wait for a bus, it does not arrive, light up and the dm thing appears as if by magic. Maybe these to did not smoke.

[joospeed]

Bus was a PSV .. a public servicing vehicle ...

[Fer]

mungo said:

but what the hell were they doing in the middle of the road?

Dogging

Somehow I knew Matt would have some insight on this. And I thought it was all her fault for saying "I'll be f**ked if I am waiting for a bus at this time of night"

[angusfaldo]

If they'd be caught in the act before they died they'd have got 6 months anyway for having sex in public.

Maybe it was suicide?

[Rich-UK]

I can think of worse ways to go...

>> Edited by Rich-UK on Friday 7th February 09:13

[Basil Brush]

david010167 said: Its the same as smoking, wait for a bus, it does not arrive, light up and the dm thing appears as if by magic. Maybe these to did not smoke.

Or maybe they only smoke after sex.

[Beano500]

Wot - the bus tyres?

[apache]

what happened to the other 2 buses?

edited to add they usually come in 3's.......wonder if the couple came before the bus

>> Edited by apache on Friday 7th February 12:28