Having the last laugh/revenge
Discussion
Remember the Equalizer? Remember the saying ' don't get mad, get even'? What devious ruses have PHs fallen back on to ensure that they have come out of a 'situation' on the upper ground.
I didn't go through with this, but someone who really pi$$ed me of over the Xmas holidays nearly had an advertisement with their home telephone number published along the lines of " Finished with your Xmas tree now the season is over, then ring this number and we will collect it free of charge".
What have you done?
I didn't go through with this, but someone who really pi$$ed me of over the Xmas holidays nearly had an advertisement with their home telephone number published along the lines of " Finished with your Xmas tree now the season is over, then ring this number and we will collect it free of charge".
What have you done?
TUS 373 said: Yes, tell me please. Not that I am out seeking revenge or anything of course
This one I think:
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=23579&f=23&h=0&hw=Best+student+pranks
My last wife had a Skoda. At the rear of her house was a row of garages. One of these was used by a young lad to park up the aged BMW 3-series that his mammy bought him to go to college in.
One day, the ex was awakened by some shouting outside, then a hammering on the door. It was young lads mammy, demanding that she move the Skoda because laddo couldn't get the BMW out (you could have landed a space shuttle there, of course). So the ex took her time, and when she got outside, the mad woman and son had gone, but the Skoda was 50 feet away from its original position, with a broken quarterlight. Cheeky bastards.
I waited 6 months before emptying the contents of a tube of Loctite threadlock into the padlocks on the garage door, late one night after laddo had put his pride and joy to bed. The garages were council-rentals, prone to thieves, so the (expensive) padlocks were situated high up in the corners of the door, to make it hard for peole to tamper. Well, it also made it hard for laddo and his uncle to cut through the locks with a junior hacksaw (4 hours standing on a chair, as I recall....about the same amount of time and expense I had in replacing the Skoda's window).
Ian
One day, the ex was awakened by some shouting outside, then a hammering on the door. It was young lads mammy, demanding that she move the Skoda because laddo couldn't get the BMW out (you could have landed a space shuttle there, of course). So the ex took her time, and when she got outside, the mad woman and son had gone, but the Skoda was 50 feet away from its original position, with a broken quarterlight. Cheeky bastards.
I waited 6 months before emptying the contents of a tube of Loctite threadlock into the padlocks on the garage door, late one night after laddo had put his pride and joy to bed. The garages were council-rentals, prone to thieves, so the (expensive) padlocks were situated high up in the corners of the door, to make it hard for peole to tamper. Well, it also made it hard for laddo and his uncle to cut through the locks with a junior hacksaw (4 hours standing on a chair, as I recall....about the same amount of time and expense I had in replacing the Skoda's window).
Ian
I once removed all the toilet rolls from the loo knowing that the Boss always did his daily dump at 8.45 am. Blokes never check how much loo paper is there before they commence. He was in there for 15 minutes, came out with sweat on his forehead and was in a foul mood all day. I shared this with everyone else in the office and we were laughing for a week.
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