VE HAF VAYS OF MAKING YOU CHUCKLE.......

[mybrainhurts]

From the website of EDS Motorsport in Germany, translated (sort of) into English. Makers of performance kit for Vaux/Opel.

www.eds-motorsport.de/indexenglisch.htm

Have a good look around, especially the "Horror Cabinet".........click on the pictures for more.

A few little gems :

Once again pre-clutch of eggs wave and main clutch of eggs wave together

A blocked one splashing valve can destroy the motor

This turbine wheel has considerable damages on the upper edge.It has come loose and sharpened at the case by load alternations.The relaxed mother has led to the damages.


A couple of no longer whole dewy turbocharger!

Much comes up loading up pressure for bang in the box highly and properly much sooner!

The engine got "grumpy" at which, here offended to the border slowly but still no-one was recognizable for ignition bells!

In case of a test journey all wheels turned in a puddle in the 2nd walk and the engine "shot" into the Drehzahlbegrenzer at 8000 U/min!

AND THEY THINK THE EU WILL WORK..........!!

[mybrainhurts]

Then...........

Click on the cat to find...................

The exit of the catalyst is executed as a burning ring connection

identical whether self-made exhaust fumes plants or cottage croft substitute pipes were used till now.

Every customer gets bend forward

[JMGS4]

and.....
"suck engines"
"brakes and axis"
"crab compressor wheel"
"delivered to installation instructions and cultivation parts"
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So that you can find us also without problems, we have you given to two possibilities of the orientation here. From Marl and surroundings this one, this one come to have inserted we the map for.

Away who further gets away of, has the possibility himself got done to have made a street correct way descrption below . for If you want to pay a visit to us once, then remember before to let know once. Simply make an appointment with us so that you don't see locked gates."

I'm going to have to call them and give them a prize for the funniest comedy site on the web!!!!! (especialy as I do speak the lingo!)

I suppose pity is due however the do tune uuuuuughh spew kotz.................. OPELS!!!


>> Edited by JMGS4 on Saturday 8th February 10:40

[joust]

It's been "Systran'd"

[Bodo]

wikkid!

I've got to get back to zem re a suck engine!

We should praise zeir efforts in zeir guestbook

[mybrainhurts]

JMGS4........please don't call them, this site keeps getting updated.

It would be a pity to lose the funny side.