Must be the Olive Oil!!!

[Mrs Fish]

Elderly lovers given suspended sentence for sex in car

A couple with a combined age of 159 have been found guilty of indecency after having sex in a car near a school.

The man, 85, and woman, 74, were arrested after schoolgirls in Italy spotted the pair in a rocking car with misted windows.

When officers arrived at the school at Lanciano they found the senior citizens in a passionate clinch. Despite being naked from the waist down, the man managed to jump out of the car and evade police, but they caught up with him later after the woman gave his details.

The couple were charged with indecency. Prosecutors described them as occasional lovers.

A judge gave them a 50 day suspended jail sentence and let them off with a warning.

[marki]

Despite being naked from the waist down, the man managed to jump out of the car and evade police, but they caught up with him later after the woman gave his details.

This says 2 things to me ,,,
1,if an 85 year old man naked from the waist down can skip it from the BIB then the BIB need a little less pasta at lunch time

and
2, Never trust a woman

[minimax]

marki said:

Despite being naked from the waist down, the man managed to jump out of the car and evade police, but they caught up with him later after the woman gave his details.

This says 2 things to me ,,,
1,if an 85 year old man naked from the waist down can skip it from the BIB then the BIB need a little less pasta at lunch time

and
2, Never trust a woman

nice!
[rollingonfloor]

[skittle]

Judge should have given them a medal for being able to do it.

Were there any reports of little blue pills being found too?

[angusfaldo]

... but they caught up with him later after the woman gave his details.

Cue nob jokes galore...