And you moan about them in the wing mirror....

[thub]

www.ina-community.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=261381&highlight=spider

Thanks to DaveB on the Lotus BBS for this.....

[Bodo]

It's always adviseable to stock a flamethrower in the kitchen

[TUS 373]

Not nice, not nice at all

[Richard92c2]

If one of those came out behind my clock I would run run run run and not look back till my wife killed it .... I am sh*t scared of spiders!!!

[.Mark]

I came out in a cold sweat just looking at those pictures!

[Mrs Fish]

I don't think I'll look at them then, I hate spiders

[CarZee]

Pah - that thing's no match for the business end of a well swung frying pan..

[thelemming]

Thats one *&%$$* big spider...

You really wouldnt want to see my reaction on seeing something like that for real!

[plotloss]

I'd have to get the 10 Bore out of the safe...

I bloody hate spiders.

Matt.

[marki]

Your right not to look Mrs Fish , i wish i had not nasty really nasty

[mrflibbles]

Its probbaly more scared of you than you are of it.

Best to put it out of its misery then....wonder how it would cope with a dyson cyclone?

[elanturbo]

I would excrete myself if I ever met one of those.

[Graham.J]

mrflibbles said: Its probbaly more scared of you than you are of it.

Best to put it out of its misery then....wonder how it would cope with a dyson cyclone?

It'd probably break it, that's rather large, but totally harmless (unless it provokes a heart attack) and then think of a black widow which is what, about the size of that things balls, funny isn't it, but still, I'm sleeping with my 12-bore, I don't stock a pot and card that big.

Bet it shifts some too, litt...big bugger.

[monty_python]

I'd throw things at it until it stops moving and then throw some more things at it.
I'm terrified of spiders.

Have bought baseball bat just in case.

Edited to say i'm itching all over now , FFS ! ! !

>> Edited by monty_python on Friday 14th February 15:02

[rich-uk]

Snakes, scorpions, beetles, cockroaches... pah

Spiders...


Why are people so scared of spiders? It's not like they're that dangerous unless you accidentally tread on one or piss one off, why not snakes or scorpions, which are probably more dangerous? I can't even look at a picture of one withoug sqirming...

[gopher]

I have phobia, and I can't find a Latin name for it, but this thing is it.

I cannot stop myself from heaving at the site of anything that has disproportioned legs compared to the body - case in point this thing and even crane flys. A good meaty tarantula I can cope with no probs, legs are in proportion to body - anything with legs too skinny for fat body and I immediately feel nauseas, I wish I understood but I had to switch this thing of as soon as I saw the second photo, yyyuuurrrgggghhhhhhh..

[DennisTheMenace]

CarZee said: Pah - that thing's no match for the business end of a well swung frying pan..

make sure the pans got teflon so he dosent stick , The browning would sort it out with BB cartridges , might need a plasterer afterwards though

>> Edited by DennisTheMenace on Friday 14th February 23:53