More Friday Fun

[neil_cardiff]

I've seen this in another forum, what you do is I start off with a sentance and you all take it in turns to carry on the story with another sentence.

Here goes:

One crisp sunny winters morning Trevor woke up and looked out of the window towards....

[DennisTheMenace]

2 Randy old people going for it on the back of a milk float
(sorry)

[monkeyjunky]

There was cream all over the place

[s2ooz]

spotting it was his wife and mungo on the float, trevor headed for the garage.

[pdv6]

picking up his trusty pitchfork on the way

[DennisTheMenace]

s2ooz said: spotting it was his wife and mungo on the float, trevor headed for the garage.

[s2ooz]

as he reached the garage, he came across his neighbours [of consenting age] daughter

[CB-Dave]

she wasn't happy being covered in 'seed' as she had only just met the chap

[beano500]

and the lawn had only recently been treated to a good raking out by the gardener, Ted...

[robp]

who was also partial to a good raking turned to the young girl and said.........

[s2ooz]

"dont be upset young lady, we are just living our life by the rules of the dice." - "mungo was led by the friday night thread to bonk on a milktruck"

"come with us to the garage, Im sure you will like what you find"

the gardener ted, trevor and the young lady (yet to be named) head for the shed...

[DennisTheMenace]

for a good .................

[CB-Dave]

fertlilsing session

[DennisTheMenace]

of the various plants in the shed

[sb930turbo]

9 months later......

[DennisTheMenace]

mungo thats some stamina anyway , she then got a job as dinner lady on the international space station , while down on earth mungo .................

[Big_M]

With Dolly the sheep.

[DennisTheMenace]

While he was putting on the green wellies he turned to dolly and said.....

[beano500]

Big_M said: With Dolly the sheep.

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=29326 news just in!!!

[beano500]

...but "Dolly" turned round and it turned out to be Sean, fresh from the latest film set of Wallace and Grommet go dogging.