LMAO at Estate Agents!
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s2n

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6,314 posts

283 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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I am looking to buy a new home and as such I spend a chunk of my working day trawling through the estate agents web site in my local area.....however I fell on the floor clutching my sides when I spotted the following picture......

www.hoskins.co.uk/gac0320.htm

....someone lying in their bed as the pic of their bedroom was taken

PS still cant post pics or links....

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

286 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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>> Edited by Mrs Fish on Wednesday 26th February 16:54

s2n

Original Poster:

6,314 posts

283 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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Thanks Mrs Fish!

Hope you had a great holiday! It was a bit hard for me to come back to this very cold country!

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

286 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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Yeah, I had a great time thanks, lovely and warm and sunny

incorrigible

13,668 posts

289 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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S2N,

Know what you mean, our estate agent sent a bloke round who had 2 teenage children and no car to see my house which has (as you'd expect) hardly any living space and a 27 foot workshop

PS are you sure you don't want to live in Horsham

s2n

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6,314 posts

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Wednesday 26th February 2003
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incorrigible said: S2N,

Know what you mean, our estate agent sent a bloke round who had 2 teenage children and no car to see my house which has (as you'd expect) hardly any living space and a 27 foot workshop

PS are you sure you don't want to live in Horsham



You must be using Rooneys!

gnomesmith

2,458 posts

304 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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Simple, the teen agers work in the garage whilst you peel grapes, isn't that what children are for.

Do people really live in Horsham?

incorrigible

13,668 posts

289 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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gnomesmith said: Simple, the teen agers work in the garage whilst you peel grapes, isn't that what children are for.

Do people really live in Horsham?
They have to peel the grapes before they go out to clean the chimneys

I bloody like living where I do, but I shan't be defending my choice with much vigor because I'm tired after extensive referencing at dictioary.com

You are not entirely innocent in this matter

s2n

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6,314 posts

283 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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incorrigible said:

gnomesmith said: Simple, the teen agers work in the garage whilst you peel grapes, isn't that what children are for.

Do people really live in Horsham?
They have to peel the grapes before they go out to clean the chimneys

I bloody like living where I do, but I shan't be defending my choice with much vigor because I'm tired after extensive referencing at dictioary.com

You are not entirely innocent in this matter



How come your moving then

incorrigible

13,668 posts

289 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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s2n said: You must be using Rooneys!

No I'll send you the details if you want nice 2 bed place with a bit of character

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

283 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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Looks to me as though the head and body are disconnected.

Must be a corpse.

Is the vendor an undertaker?

incorrigible

13,668 posts

289 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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s2n said: How come your moving then

What is this, the Spanish inquisition I'm moving 50 yards down the road into a new project with room for a bigger car project, expect to see me again about June 2005

gnomesmith

2,458 posts

304 months

Wednesday 26th February 2003
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incorrigible said:

gnomesmith said: Simple, the teen agers work in the garage whilst you peel grapes, isn't that what children are for.

Do people really live in Horsham?
They have to peel the grapes before they go out to clean the chimneys

I bloody like living where I do, but I shan't be defending my choice with much vigor because I'm tired after extensive referencing at dictioary.com

You are not entirely innocent in this matter


Have to confess that I have been to Horsham to buy new springs for my garage door, bloody expensive too.