Newsflash...

[CB-Dave]

A major earthquake measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale has hit Albania in the early hours of this morning. 350,000 Albanians are missing, and over a million have been reported injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help.

The rest of the world is in shock:

Canada is sending troops to assist the country,
The USA is sending food, medical aid and money,
The UK is sending 135,000 replacement Albanians....



>>> Edited by CB-Dave on Tuesday 11th March 01:19

[tuffer]

You are going to get so banned for that one!!!

[chris.mapey]

Brilliant - That will be told at work!!

Cheers, Chris

[Tony Hall]

"Stifled laughter"

[Mrs Fish]

Thats so naughty. I really must not laugh, I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it.

[raf dug]

If you send back all the albanians who will clean your windscreen at the traffic lights.

[Hughesie2]

raf dug said: If you send back all the albanians who will clean your windscreen at the traffic lights.

The Bosnians ??

[mrsd]

One country further north and I'll start getting very cross On second thoughts no I won't, it's a beautiful day and as soon as my friend turns up I'm off for a blast And I'm not at work. Unlike you lot