Not my day

[AndySa]

Have to be at a client meeting directly after lunch and the zip on pants has just broken. So my fly will be wide open and advertising its contents all through the meeting. Bloody Hell.

[Graham]

Have to be at a client meeting directly after lunch and the zip on pants has just broken. So my fly will be wide open and advertising its contents all through the meeting. Bloody Hell.

paper clip ?

[Mrs Fish]

I'm really sorry to laugh but that is so funny on a more sympathetic note, can't you find any safety pins from somewhere? or a stapler? that might help to keep your dignity till you get home.

Edited to add, to staple the zip together

>> Edited by Mrs Fish on Tuesday 11th March 12:22

[plotloss]

Staples!

On a slightly different but related note I was once part of a team of consultants making a presentation to a bank in Mexico City. We had been out the night before, and in the middle of the presentation a colleague got struck by the fact that he had inadvertently drunk a glass of water before leaving the hotel. You can guess the rest...

Matt.

[plipton]

OO feck!!

Got any safety pins? If not keep your jacket buttoned.

Failing that don't worry - everyone will pretend not to notice anyway

[Psychobert]

PML

I'm sorry, but couldn't help it..

Emergency repair called for. Safety pins?

[whatever]

You may be able to effect an emergency reparir by using a (un)bent paper clip or even a stapler. Obviously, be careful and do it somewhere private.

Cut down on the coffee this afternoon, too.

:NotSpeakingFromExperience.Honest:

[Psychobert]

Staples? Just don't use a staple gun..

[plipton]

CarZee said:

Graham said: paper clip ?

hook it thru the eye

Through the eye? - Ouch !!

>> Edited by plipton on Tuesday 11th March 12:24

[dave_s13]

Psychobert said: Staples? Just don't use a staple gun..

Careful!!! u could have someones eye out with that

[AndySa]

My Jacket seems to cover it up to a reasonable extent, hope the heating is not set to tropical! Unfortunatly no time to get to a shop as out in the middle of farming country in Ireland. So jacket on, brave face, dash of humour and hope for the best.

Thanks for the help and glad I could add a bit of humour to your days.

Andy

[elanturbo]

Colour your y-fronts in black with a big magic marker.

[Psychobert]

Cable ties? If the zip is bust anyway and you have a small knife to make a hole either side, one or two of them should do the trick..

[Marcos maniac]

plipton said:

CarZee said:

Graham said: paper clip ?

hook it thru the eye

Through the eye? - Ouch !!

>> Edited by plipton on Tuesday 11th March 12:24

He hasnt got time for a body piercing

[deltaf]

Got any double sided tape? Stick it on the inside so it cant be seen!

[angusfaldo]

:non-PC mode:

If the client is female - take them off and ask her to fix them for you...

[.Mark]

angusfaldo said: :non-PC mode:

If the client is female - take them off and ask her to fix them for you...

Now that's the kind of reply I'd expect from Mungo - well done lad!

[ABBTVR]

Tie a string through your prince albert and lace the fly hole up like a hiking boot!

Just a suggestion.

Big Al.

[oi_oi_savaloy]

If it's a presentation you're giving why not use this opportunity to your advantage?

As soon as you've got the first slide up on screen simply reach in through your broken zipper, whip out your whanger and use it as a pointer?

I tell you, it's a winner......

>> Edited by oi_oi_savaloy on Tuesday 11th March 14:48

[madmike]

Just leave it be, and if anyone asks you, tell them it's a tradition that goes waaaay back in your family, as a symbol of fertility and sexual prowess.