ZOOMER SLIMFAST PLAN

[zoomer]

Since there have been a few realtionship style threads over recent days, and very interesting they have been too, I thought I'd post a story about something which happened when I was 19 (twelve years ago........)

My first serious girlfriend was gouing on a holiday with her girly mates, and being young and insecure, I was convinced she was going on a shagging holiday.

She bought some new bikinis which were one size too small and then went on the slimfast shakes to lose the weight, so that (so I thought) she'd pull more blokes.

Anyway, she goes off to work, and yours truly replaces the slimfast powder in the tin with Weider CRASH MAXIMUM weight gain bodybuilder powder which I bought at the gym. It had about 8000 calories in one shake.

She gains a stone in a week.

So she starts getting desperate in the last three days before she flies and starts taking two shakes a day, and puts on another half a stone..............

She goes on holiday looking like Bella Emburg.

When she returns the weight falls off and she is slinky again.

Sorry, if you're out there............

[tycho]

LMAO

you cad!!!! hehe good idea though.

[Deester]

Bloody amazing...

[plotloss]

Absolutely fabulous...

Matt.

[s2n]

Naughty boy!

[Zoomer]

I notice that it's a girl who thinks it's naughty.

Not you was it?

[alunr]

s2n said: Naughty boy!

I was thinking "what a complete b*****d"...

but i was too busy laughing to type a response

[s2n]

It was not me!

Im not that stupid to think a "shake" would help me lose weight!

[Marcos maniac]

LOL

[elanturbo]

excellent!

[CarZee]

Brilliant

[incorrigible]

s2n said: It was not me!

Im not that stupid to think a "shake" would help me lose weight!

Don't knock it till you've tried it, I lost 2 stone on the slimfast plan last year

And before anyone says anything, yes I really was that fat beforehand

Hmmmm

[CarZee]

s2n said:Im not that stupid to think a "shake" would help me lose weight!

depends entirely on what sort of 'shake' you're on about. . .

[s2n]

incorrigible said:

s2n said: It was not me!

Im not that stupid to think a "shake" would help me lose weight!

Don't knock it till you've tried it, I lost 2 stone on the slimfast plan last year

And before anyone says anything, yes I really was that fat beforehand

Hmmmm

and exactly how much of that have you put back on?

[incorrigible]

s2n said: and exactly how much of that have you put back on?

Exactly, somewhere between 0 and 2 pounds. I can send you "whoateallthepies.xls" for the full sorry story if you like

[plotloss]

CarZee said:

s2n said:Im not that stupid to think a "shake" would help me lose weight!

depends entirely on what sort of 'shake' you're on about. . .

You're priceless!



Matt.

[mervynp]

Carzee made a nob gag! So who moderates the moderators?

[Zoomer]

Maybe I could go into the diet business.

Lose Weight Now.....
Ask Me How....

With a Hand Whisked Zoomer Protein Shake.....




>> Edited by Zoomer on Tuesday 11th March 17:05

[Mrs Fish]

Just managed to read this thread, because for once I have been really busy at work.... had to stifle my giggles so the boss wouldn’t get suspicious. Zoomer that was a very horrible thing you did to that poor girl, but it is very funny reading about it.

[s2n]

CarZee said:

s2n said:Im not that stupid to think a "shake" would help me lose weight!

depends entirely on what sort of 'shake' you're on about. . .

why is it all my posts generate filth induced comments?