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I wonder if enough hair is going to be shaved off up and down the country to create life size effegies of Lenny Henry, Jamie Mockney Fat Tongue Oliver and Gareth bleeding Gates today?
Rag week for the entire nation, we already have about 20 people in the office dressed up like Colin (office trolley)...
Matt.
>> Edited by plotloss on Friday 14th March 09:51
I wonder if enough hair is going to be shaved off up and down the country to create life size effegies of Lenny Henry, Jamie Mockney Fat Tongue Oliver and Gareth bleeding Gates today?
Rag week for the entire nation, we already have about 20 people in the office dressed up like Colin (office trolley)...
Matt.
>> Edited by plotloss on Friday 14th March 09:51
f**ing comic relief My client has decided today is a fancy dress day with one pound fines for non-compliance.
I've taken the easy route and paid up but my boss' secretary has just come in dressed in the full nurses outfit.
I get a distinct impression that she is the long lost sister of Flasher's office bint
She then announces that she's not an ordinary nurse, oh no, nothing as ordinary as that, but "naughty nurse"
To prove this we have a flash of (rather large) thigh and complete with garter Time to find an office to hide in and hope this goes away.
If this was at home with Mrs CVP there'd be no problem, but my god I feel like the gazelle with the gimpy leg crossing the Serengetti.
I think I'm just off to hobble one of the accounts staff, she can then feed on them instead. Chris
>> Edited by CVP on Friday 14th March 10:07
Mrs Fish said:
ROTFLMAO that has conjured up all sorts of pictures in my head
Believe me I hope your pictures are not like the real thing.
Someone has got a digital camera and has taken pictures. For the delight of the PH collective I'm going to see if I can somehow get a copy.
"I'm just stepping outside, I may be some time"
Chris
ROTFPML
mungo said: Bloody hell Chris! Just looked at the history on your Cupra! 6,500 miles in a year! I have done 7,500 miles in under 4 months on my Cupra R... starting to get concerned I'll put intergalactic mileage on it
SORRY COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC
>> Edited by mungo on Friday 14th March 10:27
No worries Mungo, I have been based in Rome for much of the last 10 months or so, now back in the UK.
Double edged sword I'm afraid. Working b**dy hard and getting well paid for it, but missing Mrs CVP (I wear my soppy git badge with pride, she's great). However,on the other hand in summer the general view when going out in the evenings is simply brilliant. There's so much quality in depth here. You will have to get over there for a weekend or too, you'll love it.
mungo said:
Sounds like a possible Hairy Pie location!
Could be. It would probably not be as "large" as the UK as Italians in general (apologies to those I'm about to offend) are not as rowdy in the evening. Sure the average volume over dinner is orders of magnitude larger, but that's just everyone joining in the conversation and expressing their opinions
You'll find that generally it's a few glasses of wine over dinner rather than a massive session. It's all to do with image, it's very important over here to show the "bella figura" ?sp. This means not stumbling home whilst vomiting into the gutter, but wearing nice clothes and looking cool.
The upside of this is that the ladies make a real effort even to pop out to the shops and many look superb. The downside is if you have a big night out you stand out a mile and look like your usual UK lager lout.
In keeping with current times I'd say Rome would be perfect for a sniper mission rather than an all out invasion.
Chris
A while back I was up on a customer site in Edinburgh when they had Children in Need. The whole (mostly female) call centre on the floor below had agreed to come in as St. Trinians. They were actually charging people a pound to walk through the department, and for most of the day they had a queue!
"She then announces that she's not an ordinary nurse, oh no, nothing as ordinary as that, but "naughty nurse" To prove this we have a flash of (rather large) thigh and complete with garter"
Send her over to my office. If I had my way all women would have to wear a naughty nurses outfit to work.
Except nurses.
Send her over to my office. If I had my way all women would have to wear a naughty nurses outfit to work.
Except nurses.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much too much information CVP 
mrsd said: Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much too much information CVP
OK, I'll keep the rest of things to myself
www.threewisheslingerie.com/nurse.asp
They even have a wonder woman outfit.
www.3wisheslingerie.com/fairy.asp
NURSE !! NURSE !!
Im not changing your sheets again Mr Harrison
( They dont ship outside the US though
)
>> Edited by mdh on Friday 14th March 12:04
They even have a wonder woman outfit.
www.3wisheslingerie.com/fairy.asp
NURSE !! NURSE !!
Im not changing your sheets again Mr Harrison
( They dont ship outside the US though
) >> Edited by mdh on Friday 14th March 12:04
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mdh said: www.threewisheslingerie.com/nurse.asp
They even have a wonder woman outfit.
www.3wisheslingerie.com/fairy.asp
NURSE !! NURSE !!
Im not changing your sheets again Mr Harrison
( They dont ship outside the US though
>> Edited by mdh on Friday 14th March 12:04
I know I shouldn't ask, but, just how did you find that website - purely by accident?
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