War: TVR v Lotus

[Bonce]

This afternoon, in the playground.

(Sorry Carzee)

[tvrslag]

Do we all get to stand around in a big circle and shout 'FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT'?
Or is it more of an exhuast pipes at dawn type event.

[Podie]

... and do we all run when the teacher comes along?

[CarZee]

[tvrslag]

[angusfaldo]

It'll be the mother of all wars.

We'll fight them on the A1, the M11 and the Euston Underpass.

[Marshy]

"I'm drawing a line at this set of traffic lights. You pass it, you die."

(vroom)

"OK, I'm drawing a line at this next set of traffic lights. You pass it, you die."

etc. Sorry. In a funny mood this morning. Thought I had the upper hand by having decided to dump* someone yesterday. Turns out they were wanting to have the same conversation with me. Ergo, feeling dumped

*It never was an official relationship anyway, but looked like, after four months, that it could have been heading that way. But no. I was just a stop-gap. Feckin' arse.

[Size Nine Elm]

Marshy said:*It never was an official relationship anyway, but looked like, after four months, that it could have been heading that way. But no. I was just a stop-gap. Feckin' arse.

That's probably where you were going wrong

[Bonce]

The war is off.

My Aunty Susan (not my real Aunt, just a friend of the family) is a pink dinner lady and she says we're not allowed to fight.

I have a feeling the war was actually about oil anyway.

[iguana]

Bonce said:
I have a feeling the war was actually about oil anyway.

Ahh i knew it its Mobil 1 Vs Castrol RS.

Ive got a tenner on the Castrol as it carries a flick knife

[Beano500]

iguana said:

Ive got a tenner on the Castrol as it carries a flick knife

Reminds me of Alan Coren a couple of weeks ago (paraphrasing):

"No one has ever wanted to invade Switzerland........

....it's because they've got the Swiss Army Knife.

Now if only Saddam had thrown away all those WMD, and armed the Elite Guard with little tools to get stones out of camel's hooves.........none of this would be happening!"

[Felix7]

iguana said:

Bonce said:
I have a feeling the war was actually about oil anyway.

Ahh i knew it its Mobil 1 Vs Castrol RS.

Ive got a tenner on the Castrol as it carries a flick knife

Yeah and it smells nicer too ...

[tvrslag]

Given a choice if I was faced by a british soldier armed with a SA80 or one of Saddams baddies armed with a swiss army knife, I know which one one i'd run from.........................Those scissors can be damn sharp!!

[Beano500]

tvrslag said: Given a choice if I was faced by a british soldier armed with a SA80 or one of Saddams baddies armed with a swiss army knife, I know which one one i'd run from.........................Those scissors can be damn sharp!!

Oi - no one's playing the "I'm French, do I run yet?" card in this playground!

[tvrslag]

OOpps..........Sorry headmaster Beano..

[flasher]

One question......

Which side is Bennno on this month....

"I have in my hand this piece of paper signed by bennno Mussolini himself, it declares that whatever car he happens to be owning this month is the best car of all time"

[Fatboy]

Isn't a month a bit of a long time for bennno to stick with a car?

[flasher]

Fatboy said: Isn't a month a bit of a long time for bennno to stick with a car?

Yeah, but he's only had the T350 three weeks so give him time!!

[davidd]

Come on then Bonce...outside now

[alunr]

davidd said: Come on then Bonce...outside now

Be nice to Bonce his Lotus is a bit broke at the mo.