Is he or isn't he ?

[mel]

Our very own resident Love stud Mr Mungo has been noted as having one minor flaw in his stud rating. It is obvious from his pulling prowess that he has a certain charm with the ladies but appears to be totally devoid of any actually conclusions to his pulling. So far we have had dozens of stories of "snogging this one" and getting "that ones phone number" but never have we heard that "she went like a barn door in the wind". This leaves the obvious question is he or isn't he lurking in the closet? or maybe they just get bored and wonder off ?

[Bonce]

I think he actually lives at home with his mum and spends every evening looking at the Robot Wars website and dirty pictures on t'internet.
He sets his alarm for 3am on Sunday morning so he can get up and pretend to be drunk and tell us all that he loves us.

And that's what I'm believing until I see photographic evidence of one his stunning birds the morning after with her head on his superman pillow case.

[CarZee]

Bonce said: her head on his superman pillow case.

that's a quality new euphemism

[dern]

Bonce said: I think he actually

...is a 45 year old fat hairy *rsed builder called Derek who...

lives at home with his mum and spends every evening looking at the Robot Wars website and dirty pictures on t'internet.
He sets his alarm for 3am on Sunday morning so he can get up and pretend to be drunk and tell us all that he loves us.

And that's what I'm believing until I see photographic evidence of one his stunning birds the morning after with her head on his superman pillow case.

>> Edited by dern on Monday 24th March 22:29

[flasher]

Good point Bonce. I've actually been out with Mungo on many occasions, and I have never actually witnessed any of his "snogging" with "whores" as he puts it.

Several times he has disappeared for over an hour, and come back with "You just missed the bird I was snogging" stories, even turning up at the Indian restaurant an hour after everyone else on BOTH nights in Nottingham and coming out with old "I had three of them all kissing me" line....

I'm sorry but after he admitted to pulling three birds at the weekend and not actually shagging any of them I have only one conclusion. He's definitley Gay.

>> Edited by flasher on Monday 24th March 22:32

[flasher]

I also forgot to add that his excuse this weekend was that "I don't like taking them back to my place"

All that was missing from that phrase was "My boyfriend would go mad and smash all my Wham CD's"

[mrs carzee]

I have Mungo on the line at the moment - who is unavailable to comment personally as he has no access to a PC (nearly wet myself reading the thread to him)

And he wants me to say on his behalf ...
'You are all cnuts and I don't love you anymore'

[flasher]

mrs carzee said: I have Mungo on the line at the moment - who is unavailable to comment personally as he has no access to a PC (nearly wet myself reading the thread to him)

And he wants me to say on his behalf ...
'You are all cnuts and I don't love you anymore'

And he is leaving the Pink Coconut nightclub very upset tonight......

[Bodo]

flasher said: ... I have only one conclusion. He's definitley Gay.

>> Edited by flasher on Monday 24th March 22:32

So what role plays the bog roll bird then? Is she a he and the boyfriend of his sister?

[CarZee]

while mungo was out, I took the liberty of perusing his photo collection.. I think these items speak for themselves..

[flasher]

Here is a picture of Matt from Saturday night, trannie night....

[CarZee]

here's one his brother's bird spotted on their bathroom wall while she was stealing enough bogpaper to papier mache the millemium dome..

[Psychobert]

flasher said: Good point Bonce. I've actually been out with Mungo on many occasions, and I have never actually witnessed any of his "snogging" with "whores" as he puts it. >> Edited by flasher on Monday 24th March 22:32

Only met the mungster the once and there was definately no snogging in evidence anywhere.. He was however seen drinking suspiciously girly smirnoff ice type drinks and IIRC correctly smuggled a few into my coat while I wasn't watching on the way out.

I've yet to establish why he liked the vibrations from the wheel so much..

Would be edited due to but I'm going to collapse..

>> Edited by Psychobert on Monday 24th March 23:50

[Graham.J]

CarZee, Flasher, LMAO QUALITY!!!!!

>> Edited by Graham.J on Monday 24th March 23:48

[Psychobert]

Bodo said:

flasher said: ... I have only one conclusion. He's definitley Gay.

>> Edited by flasher on Monday 24th March 22:32

So what role plays the bog roll bird then? Is she a he and the boyfriend of his sister?

Bog roll tube, gerbil, Richard Gere. Seen any US Navy uniforms around?

[apache]

and at the last VW didn't he 'accidently' end up in the ladies bog? a dead give away

[Bodo]

... and thats him catching his 'brother's' 'bird' in the bathroom:

[flasher]

Bodo said: ... and thats him catching his 'brother's' 'bird' in the bathroom:

Bodo!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!

[flasher]

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Hey, Which way is the Blue Oyster Bar????

[Bodo]

he looks a bit like a crossover between and

As one can see, he still bears the traces from his ski holiday earlier this year, where only his face caught sun