New Roller
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Dr Jekyll

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23,820 posts

292 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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I saw one of the new Rolls Royces last night for the first time, heading north on the A10 through Enfield.

It actually looks better on the road than in pictures. Quite well proportioned and doesn't really look any bulkier than a Range Rover.

But I still don't understand who on earth will buy them. Third world dictators will buy Maybachs instead, and the Rolls is too ostentatious for everyone else.
Any suggestions?

plotloss

67,280 posts

301 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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Now I am probably alone here but I love it!

Its absolutely fantastic that in this age of visually impaired one armed lesbian muslim yoghurt knitters that a car company can produce something so truly uneccesary.

Its a triumph of capitolism and the umbrella in the back door is just the best innovation since Rolls worked out where the ideal place for an ashtray is.

We need more cars like the Phantom, with bigger engines and more gadgets. Vive la revolution!

Matt.

jeremyc

28,326 posts

315 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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plotloss said: Its a triumph of capitolism and the umbrella in the back door is just the best innovation since Rolls worked out where the ideal place for an ashtray is.
Or the best idea stolen from the Skoda Superb?

Admittedly the Rolls is a neater storage solution.

plotloss

67,280 posts

301 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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Well bloody hell!

I didnt know that.

It is done with so much more style in the rolls though...

Matt.

minimax

11,985 posts

287 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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plotloss said: Its absolutely fantastic that in this age of visually impaired one armed lesbian muslim yoghurt knitters that a car company can produce something so truly uneccesary.


Matt.


agent006

12,058 posts

295 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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jeremyc said:

plotloss said: Its a triumph of capitolism and the umbrella in the back door is just the best innovation since Rolls worked out where the ideal place for an ashtray is.
Or the best idea stolen from the Skoda Superb?

Admittedly the Rolls is a neater storage solution.




Various Nissan sunny gti-rs have had an umbrella in the door for years i seem to recall.

pbrettle

3,280 posts

314 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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I like it too - much better than that vulgar german thing, what is it? Maywest? I mean, if I wanted a stretched S class do I want to spend £250K on it? Mmm, no Roller has something special and the new one seems to work. Though the front headlights seem a little odd, though like most things they probably grow on you.
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Cheers,

Paul

plotloss

67,280 posts

301 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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The maywest!

Matt.

smifffy

2,000 posts

297 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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agent006 said:

jeremyc said:

plotloss said: Its a triumph of capitolism and the umbrella in the back door is just the best innovation since Rolls worked out where the ideal place for an ashtray is.
Or the best idea stolen from the Skoda Superb?

Admittedly the Rolls is a neater storage solution.




Various Nissan sunny gti-rs have had an umbrella in the door for years i seem to recall.



Yep, only to protect them from the leaks though.