mp in jag caught for illegal stuff update

[s2ooz]

I cant find the original thread, but does anyone remember the MP caught in brum in his jag? speeding I think.
anyway, todays local rag, the powder found in his car WAS cocaine, but there not pressing any charges...

thumbs up to british justice, doing us proud again I see

[jesusbuiltmycar]

Didn't he refuse to give a breath sample s well??

[s2ooz]

jesusbuiltmycar said: Didn't he refuse to give a breath sample s well??

ahh yes, thats the one, drunk as a skunk.

[CarZee]

this would be George Robertson then.. Mr I'm not dodgy and never lent £300k to Pete Mangleson.. no sir, not I..

Whiter than white New Labia..

[plotloss]

s2ooz said:

jesusbuiltmycar said: Didn't he refuse to give a breath sample s well??

ahh yes, thats the one, drunk as a skunk.

Should have stuck to the charlie!

Matt.

[Size Nine Elm]

CarZee said: this would be George Robertson then.. Mr I'm not dodgy and never lent £300k to Pete Mangleson.. no sir, not I..

Whiter than white New Labia..

Geoffrey Robinson, surely? allegedly, allegedly, allegedly - is that enough?

Edited to add> http://politics.guardian.co.uk/labour/story/0,9061,921892,00.html

>> Edited by Size Nine Elm on Thursday 27th March 12:39

[MikeyT]

So hang on a mo, the drugs were found in his car, but they can't prove he put them there, or they were his, even though it was HIS car. Do he's not being charged.

I'll remember that when the Feds come round and find that million in used notes *someone* tucked under my mattress.

[swilly]

Yeah it does seem nowadays that if you are 'in' with the right people ie new labia, you would have to be caught with a coke moustache and a prosi slurping on your pork to get anything more than a slap on the wrist....thats if the fur handcuffs don't cover em up.

[funkihamsta]

swilly said: Yeah it does seem nowadays that if you are 'in' with the right people ie new labia, you would have to be caught with a coke moustache and a prosi slurping on your pork to get anything more than a slap on the wrist....thats if the fur handcuffs don't cover em up.

Far as l'm concerned you should be allowed to have any kind of moustaches you like and anything slurping on your pork providing you aren't hurting anyone else...unless they want you to hurt them of course, then that's ok too!

[CarZee]

Size Nine Elm said: Geoffrey Robinson, surely? allegedly, allegedly, allegedly - is that enough?

Yep - I just make the shit up as I go along.. especially when PH resolution 1664 has been enforced between 12 & 2pm

[911newbie]

...but the cocaine wasn't found in his car it was in the paddy waggon they carted him away in.

He's a t1t for not giving a breathe test (just screams drunk to me) but linking him with stuff found milling around on the floor of some paddy wagon is a step too far. God only knows what kind of stuff goes on in the back of these things when they're carting off scumbags left right and centre.
He may well have been indulging in Bolvian marching powder -who knows - and he was probably pissed, but its a bit rich slagging him off for snorting coke on this evidence

[CarZee]

MikeyT said: I'll remember that when the Feds come round and find that million in used notes *someone* tucked under my mattress.

I'm waiting with baited breath for that story to turn up in the Peterborough Parochial

[swilly]

MikeyT said:I'll remember that when the Feds come round and find that million in used notes *someone* tucked under my mattress.

Where do you live mate??