Bloody F*ckin Poxy Car..Tales of an Onion..
Bloody F*ckin Poxy Car..Tales of an Onion..
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tvradict

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3,829 posts

305 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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After much time and money spent trying to keep my Onion on the road, I'm afriad it's run it's course, yesterday I was cruising down the M11 minding my own business when some tart decided she would test my reactions and it seems, my brakes by pulling out in front of me and BRAKING , the sound of brakes on tight was followed closly by the sound of grinding metal, she tested my brakes beyond the limit and I had gone through the pad. Bitch.

So, when I got home, naturally I tried to fit a new set of pads and discs. But the Offside Caliper was seized and my blood was beginning to boil.

After half an hour on the phone to just about every fast fit and none fast garage in the A14 corridor between Cambridge and Huntingdon, I ended up whipping it into Rapid Fit centre.

Obviously I only wanted them to do the Caliper but while they were at it they may as well whip on a new set of discs and pads. For £238 F**k me.

Bloody car. So thats it, I'm through. It's going, I've had enough. I have seen a lovely silver Focus in EMG Ford in Cambridge which I am going to see them about next week. If I like what they say the Onion will go there and then. No buggering about, no if's or buts, I'll burn the ing thing if I have to.

F*****G Car.

And Relax.......

dave_s13

14,031 posts

300 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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Deffo burn it, sauted onions, best thing for em.

I had one for a bit, it just came into my possesion somehow. It was bloody awfull.

julianhj

8,871 posts

293 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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Dealers are crying for business ATM, ask for a decent part ex for the Onion!

(My local Ford garage is doing 'Cost plus £1 deals' they are that desperate!)

pies

13,116 posts

287 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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julianhj said: Dealers are crying for business ATM, ask for a decent part ex for the Onion!

(My local Ford garage is doing 'Cost plus £1 deals' they are that desperate!)


Call me stupid but what are 'Cost plus £1 deals' If its what i think whats the catch

DennisTheMenace

15,605 posts

299 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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Sorry to hear that your onion is still giving you greif after all that you have done to it , I am curantly ragging the arse off a focus hire car at the mo whilst awaiting a new company hack , sticks to the road quite well ,ive found out how to get the back to step out now though so now a can have some real fun

Shame its got one nasty stinking sh*thole of a diesel lump under the bonnet

Alan420

5,618 posts

289 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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pies said:

julianhj said: Dealers are crying for business ATM, ask for a decent part ex for the Onion!

(My local Ford garage is doing 'Cost plus £1 deals' they are that desperate!)


Call me stupid but what are 'Cost plus £1 deals' If its what i think whats the catch


No catch, they cant sell any so they need the cash flow. They're praying they'll make their money through finance and servicing.