Burger King Classic!!!
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Sorry I had to share this, I was almost in tears laughing when I saw it!
Walking to get my new contact lenses through my local town center at 09:30 this morning, I walked past my local branch of burger king.
There was some Novaboy yoof lookalike trying to open the door. He was kicking it and pushing as hard as he could.
At this point I walked over and calmly pointed out that the door says "Pull" very clearly on the handles.
At which point he muttered somthing and stormed into the shop! The counter staff were pissing themselves!! He must have been trying to open the door for about 5 or 10 minutes!!!
And these are the people we issue cars to. One can only hope he gets removed from the genepool hopefully by lack of food because he cant open the fridge door!
Walking to get my new contact lenses through my local town center at 09:30 this morning, I walked past my local branch of burger king.
There was some Novaboy yoof lookalike trying to open the door. He was kicking it and pushing as hard as he could.
At this point I walked over and calmly pointed out that the door says "Pull" very clearly on the handles.
At which point he muttered somthing and stormed into the shop! The counter staff were pissing themselves!! He must have been trying to open the door for about 5 or 10 minutes!!!
And these are the people we issue cars to. One can only hope he gets removed from the genepool hopefully by lack of food because he cant open the fridge door!
Why must life be sooooooo cruel, i need BURGER!!!!!!!!!!"Can he not sue the company. After all that humiliation and stuff, he should be good for half a mill..
And just cause they wrote pull on the door is demeaning to his inability to read.
And why wasn't there a door person guiding him through - if he was wheelchair bound or blind there would be more than adequate help available - this is blatant prejustice.
And the fact that having taken so much time getting in had obviously impaired his enjoyment of said nutrient.
And his mum is probably a magistrate, or conservative, or rotary club member.
And he scuffed his rather expensive trainers on the door...
And he was not able to perform well that afternoon in his chosen occupation as a trader and lost the stock market some 20 mill in half an hour.
And his 10 year old girlfriend caught a venerial desease...
And just cause they wrote pull on the door is demeaning to his inability to read.
And why wasn't there a door person guiding him through - if he was wheelchair bound or blind there would be more than adequate help available - this is blatant prejustice.
And the fact that having taken so much time getting in had obviously impaired his enjoyment of said nutrient.
And his mum is probably a magistrate, or conservative, or rotary club member.
And he scuffed his rather expensive trainers on the door...
And he was not able to perform well that afternoon in his chosen occupation as a trader and lost the stock market some 20 mill in half an hour.
And his 10 year old girlfriend caught a venerial desease...
size13 said: You do have to wonder if novaboy ever got out of Burger King!
Maybe after realising that the door needs to be pull, he tried to pull it to get out and got stuck in the same never ending cycle!
..........then he got a job there!
That explains the mystery of Burger Kings recruitment scheme
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