Guy's either liers or wa*kers? Is this true?
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Was out with a bunch of friends having a few wines and the partner pops a statement out trying to represent the male population. He said Males either are big liers or have their hand on it if you get what I mean.
I thought about it and am a little shocked. So I asked him what are you then, he said I am definately not a lier. So I said your a wan*ker then, he just smiled.
So fellas does this rule apply over there. I would like to know
I thought about it and am a little shocked. So I asked him what are you then, he said I am definately not a lier. So I said your a wan*ker then, he just smiled.
So fellas does this rule apply over there. I would like to know
Of course men slap the salami! Why else has there been such a proliferation of pornography since the '50's (though they had to get rid of Comstock in the States first of course ;-). Men need to 'yank the w*nker' as our US brothers say: it releases tension (amongst other things), and what better way than to stare at a picture of Kylie and imagine yourself getting stuck so far in that a cave rescue team would be needed to get you out.
I've been pulling my pipe ever since I discovered Roger the Todger 'down there': when I was a kid it was the women's undies section of mail order catalogues, but times have moved on and if I want, I can buy a perfectly good car magazine like Max Power and picture myself pumping some pussy in a Peugeot, or getting noshed in a Nissan.
Nowadays of course I can get my other half to do it for me, as long as I give her pet a good stroke at the same time... what's sauce for the goose etc. eh!
I'd say I wave my wand about 4 times a week these days, though when I was younger it was more frequent - I think my record was 7 times in one day! And that was in between real rumpy-pumpy sessions... Mungo eat your heart out. I could spunk for Britain back then.
One thing I did notice was that my tessers seemed to shrink with time: my wife says that my surname should be Allcock.
Well, there you go: confession time. I'd like to stay around and see the thread get binned, but I'm off for a ham shank with Kylie....
Rog.
I've been pulling my pipe ever since I discovered Roger the Todger 'down there': when I was a kid it was the women's undies section of mail order catalogues, but times have moved on and if I want, I can buy a perfectly good car magazine like Max Power and picture myself pumping some pussy in a Peugeot, or getting noshed in a Nissan.
Nowadays of course I can get my other half to do it for me, as long as I give her pet a good stroke at the same time... what's sauce for the goose etc. eh!
I'd say I wave my wand about 4 times a week these days, though when I was younger it was more frequent - I think my record was 7 times in one day! And that was in between real rumpy-pumpy sessions... Mungo eat your heart out. I could spunk for Britain back then.
One thing I did notice was that my tessers seemed to shrink with time: my wife says that my surname should be Allcock.
Well, there you go: confession time. I'd like to stay around and see the thread get binned, but I'm off for a ham shank with Kylie....
Rog.
Ahh come on fellas pun not intended 
I was asking you guys. O.k I admit the guys I have been out with have confessed playing with the lizard quite frequently. But it is nice when they say to me that they have been saving it for the real business. So makes it feel a bit more spesh. I wish I could believe them.
Me well dont like admitting what bedroom antics I get up too so I must fall in the liar catagory
I was asking you guys. O.k I admit the guys I have been out with have confessed playing with the lizard quite frequently. But it is nice when they say to me that they have been saving it for the real business. So makes it feel a bit more spesh. I wish I could believe them. Me well dont like admitting what bedroom antics I get up too so I must fall in the liar catagory
A great many women - Pilates, Yoga, Gym, Hair, Nails, Facials (not that kind 
) possibly the odd 'enhancement'
A great many men over 30 - fat, bald, lethargic,
Not hard to find yourself finding the girls more interesting than the boys (apparently )
And yes, all men are liars and w@nkers.
:bigspoon:
) possibly the odd 'enhancement' A great many men over 30 - fat, bald, lethargic,
Not hard to find yourself finding the girls more interesting than the boys (apparently
) And yes, all men are liars and w@nkers.
:bigspoon:
mrsd said: A great many women - Pilates, Yoga, Gym, Hair, Nails, Facials (not that kind
A great many men over 30 - fat, bald, lethargic,
Not hard to find yourself finding the girls more interesting than the boys (apparently
And yes, all men are liars and w@nkers.
:bigspoon:
:mixitupniceandgoodnow: >> Edited by mrs fish on Thursday 3rd April 09:31
kylie said: Ahh come on fellas pun not intended
Aaaahhh how romantic
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