Iraqis beat Marines 9-3
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mrs fish

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Marines taste defeat on football pitch

The game was played in soaring temperatures

UK military forces may be making strides on the battlefield in Iraq, but it was a different story on the soccer pitch for 11 Royal Marines.
The British soldiers suffered defeat on the dusty streets of Umm Khayyal, when they took on the local football team.

A thousand spectators came from all ends of the town to watch the match, with the players wearing full strip, boots and squad numbers.

The home side was rallied to a 9-3 victory by throngs of screaming men and children, who marked out the boundaries of the pitch.

In the face of such passion, Leading Airman Dave Husbands said the Marines were beaten from the start.

"We turned up to play and there was no one around, just a few kids messing about," he said.

"Then suddenly, out of nowhere, came this kitted-up football team together with a referee and two linesmen.


"The boys thought they must be the Iraqi international side or something. In truth, they thrashed us."

Amid a dusty old market square, 11 of 42 Commando's K Company's finest struggled to gain supremacy in stiflingly hot conditions.

There were no jumpers for goalposts here - even the referee had a whistle and cards in his pocket, two linesmen proudly carried flags.

Hundreds of children chanted, some sporting the red shirts of Manchester United or Arsenal, carrying playing card pictures of David Beckham and David Seaman.

Behind the "pitch" were old defensive military positions, trenches used two weeks ago by the Iraqi army.

By Wednesday they had become dug outs, sand pits for children to play in.

The Marines' game plan could be described as a game of hustle, bustle and long ball.

While the Umm Khayyal XI made merry, skipping around the robust tackles and passing the ball around with glee.

As the Marines shook the dust from the hair, the throngs of men and children on the sidelines grew as news filtered through the town of the Iraqi triumph.

Football is their passion and, needless to say, "Mister Beckham", Manchester United's star midfielder, is their man.
"Beckham is best, Beckham is best!" shouted Mohammad, a 21-year-old spectator.

"You need him," replied his friend, pointing to the pitch. "You lose bad."

Meanwhile, the commander of the unit, Lieutenant Colonel Buster Howes, attempted to be magnanimous in defeat.

"We want a rematch," he said with a smile.


>>> Edited by mrs fish on Friday 4th April 08:43

robkola

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. . or else we'll nuke em . .


"We want a rematch," he said with a smile.

swilly

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Friday 4th April 2003
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No aid or clean water supplies there then

RCA

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Oh dear, no work again mrs fish!!

MEMSDesign

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Written in the great tabloid tradition (Sun perchance) of a sentance to a paragraph. Any more text in a block would lock up the average White Van Man brain, and force him to just look at the pictures.

Good story though. Good way to foster better relations with the locals.

mrs fish

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RCA said: Oh dear, no work again mrs fish!!


Sod off I DON'T OFFICIALLY START WORK UNTIL 9.00am

mrs fish

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MEMSDesign said: Written in the great tabloid tradition (Sun perchance) of a sentance to a paragraph. Any more text in a block would lock up the average White Van Man brain, and force him to just look at the pictures.

Good story though. Good way to foster better relations with the locals.


Actually it was from the BBC website

link here

robkola

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It's on Page 8 of the Daily Star . .

anyone seen the Saddam "Mr PotatoHead" TV still?

RCA

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mrs fish said:

RCA said: Oh dear, no work again mrs fish!!


Sod off I DON'T OFFICIALLY START WORK UNTIL 9.00am


, are you joining us in Nottingham tonight???

wedg1e

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MEMSDesign said: Written in the great tabloid tradition (Sun perchance) of a sentance to a paragraph. Any more text in a block would lock up the average White Van Man brain, and force him to just look at the pictures.

Good story though. Good way to foster better relations with the locals.


Oi! Watchit, chum. I've gorra white van, an I can read words what of got more than 2 of them silly bulls in em...


MEMSDesign

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mrs fish said:Actually it was from the BBC website
I rest my case. Their output is on about the same level as The Sun.

mrs fish

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robkola said: It's on Page 8 of the Daily Star . .

anyone seen the Saddam "Mr PotatoHead" TV still?


I've seen it. Got in on email from Fish

mrs fish

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RCA said:


, are you joining us in Nottingham tonight???


Unfortunately not. You'll have to do without my charm and wit this evening I have other plans

tuscansix

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mrs fish said: Unfortunately not. You'll have to do without my charm and wit this evening I have other plans


Like your continuing plan to take control of Pistonheads, by recruiting all the female Pistoners into one sisterhood. Allowing you to control the posting of the men by denying them whatever you feel like.

Or is it just that Fish is unsure whether you still live with him.

Oh nice shot of the Rosso in Sprint, you two appear to have got the attention in the Group of Three.

mrs fish

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tuscansix said:

mrs fish said: Unfortunately not. You'll have to do without my charm and wit this evening I have other plans


Like your continuing plan to take control of Pistonheads, by recruiting all the female Pistoners into one sisterhood. Allowing you to control the posting of the men by denying them whatever you feel like.

Or is it just that Fish is unsure whether you still live with him.

Oh nice shot of the Rosso in Sprint, you two appear to have got the attention in the Group of Three.


indeed to all the above

tuscansix

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mrs fish said:
indeed to all the above



:runsoffintohillsathighspeed: In the meantime this week's Pistonheads guestwill be displaying some of his artwork.