Room 202

[tvrbob]

So what three things should every red blooded PH have?

>Car (meaning vehicle with only two seats and a retractable roof)
>Female (blond, young, sexy and willing)
>Money to burn

[wedg1e]

Car - check.

Girl - er, well she's blonde Oh, and willing...

Money - ah. Now this is where I may fail the entrance exam!



Ian

[tvrbob]

wedg1e said: Car - check.

Girl - er, well she's blonde Oh, and willing...

Money - ah. Now this is where I may fail the entrance exam!



Ian

Form Teesside hu - that's interesting, I'm sitting in an office on Wilton Site. I'm sure I should be doing something but what the hell it's Friday

[incorrigible]

Car, check (two actually)
Bird, check (3 out of 4 anyway)
Money, well, enough spare for the odd track day, not exactly enough to burn, although I guess enough to keep a Tiv in rear tyres amounts to pretty much the same thing

[anarchystorm]

Car - Check, two until I sell my Pug 205 Gti.

Blonde - Doh! I knew I shouldnt have chucked her last month!! On the look out for an upgrade.

Money - enough to keep me a car enthusiast and to keep on learning! Oh, and to insure my Modified Golf Gti.

[Big Chris]

Car - Check

Bird- Bugger

Money- Check, well...enough to keep me happy enough anyway.

[dontlift]

So what three things should every red blooded PH have?

>Car (meaning vehicle with only two seats and a retractable roof)
>Female (blond, young, sexy and willing)
>Money to burn

I thought the primary would be having no money as you have blown it all on your car / female

[ehasler]

Surely it's impossible to have all 3!

Sports car + female = no money, but hey - you can't take it with you!

[kevinday]

ehasler said: Surely it's impossible to have all 3!

Sports car + female = no money, but hey - you can't take it with you!

Thats about right, however in my currency I am usually a millionaire, but at 360 to the £ it is not that good

[rude girl]

Car: No - sold it on Monday, got awful empty nest/garage syndrome.

Bird: ahem, no! Bloke not blonde, usually covered in oil, but willing. That'll do for me

Money to burn: Too right. I've got a Griff 500's worth of cash sat in the back pocket burning a hole. All I need to do now is find the right one! :easiersaidthandonesmiley:

[mrsd]

Yes
No - married a rich bloke though
See above

[swilly]

(1) Yes
(2) No
(3) Yes because of (2)

[madasahatter]

rude girl said:
Bird: ahem, no! Bloke not blonde, usually covered in oil, but willing. That'll do for me

Coffee --> Keyboard

Hope you are well Rude Girl!

[madasahatter]

rude girl said:
Bird: ahem, no! Bloke not blonde, usually covered in oil, but willing. That'll do for me

Coffee --> Keyboard

Hope you are well Rude Girl!

[rude girl]

madasahatter said:

Coffee --> Keyboard

Hope you are well Rude Girl!

Hiya Steve

Long time no see - how ya doing? Time to meet up for a beer soon I think

[tvrbob]

ehasler said: Surely it's impossible to have all 3!

Sports car + female = no money, but hey - you can't take it with you!

OK I think it's:
Car is directly proportional to money
Money is inversely proportional to blond
This causes a paradox - It's not possible to own car and blond so what's the other seat for?

[krispy]

tvrbob said:

ehasler said: Surely it's impossible to have all 3!

Sports car + female = no money, but hey - you can't take it with you!

OK I think it's:
Car is directly proportional to money
Money is inversely proportional to blond
This causes a paradox - It's not possible to own car and blond so what's the other seat for?

In the absence of any real boot, mine generally has:

toolbox
jack
socket set
breakdown kit
large maglite
fire extinguisher

Ok, they're supposed to be in the footwell but there is occasionally some...er....overspill......

...which just means that the blonde has to sit there with her knees up round her ears.....

[planetdave]

Not fair
No cash=no blond
And no decent transport
Bit of cash might improve one but both = megabucks for decent example of both. I hate you all

[krispy]

I never said I had a decent example of both..... the blonde's more than passable but the car is....erm........ a rolling project.....

[DennisTheMenace]

1) nope prefer me bike

2) nope (but found one in wife trader jsut got to go and look at it)

3) check (waiting for it to clear