Apparantly there are 141 euphemisms for the word..

[mrs fish]

.....Drunk

I'll start with a few...

Ankled (Bristol)

Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, Bernard Langered, Bladdered, Blasted, Blathered, Bleezin, Blitzed, Blootered, Blottoed, Bluttered, Boogaloo, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Burlin

Anyone else

[Psychobert]

Not so much a euphamism, more of a metaphor, but I do like 'pissed as a fiddler's bitch'.

Absolutely no idea where it came from, but its a reasonably common phrase around my part of Cornwall.

Edited to add: Slow day at work Mrs Fish?

>> Edited by Psychobert on Wednesday 9th April 13:18

[mrs fish]

Psychobert said: Not so much a euphamism, more of a metaphor, but I do like 'pissed as a fiddler's bitch'.

Absolutely no idea where it came from, but its a reasonably common phrase around my part of Cornwall.

Edited to add: Slow day at work Mrs Fish?

Its lunchtime

>> Edited by mrs fish on Wednesday 9th April 13:20

[FourWheelDrift]

Psychobert said:
Edited to add: Slower day at work Mrs Fish?

That's about right......

[gopher]

always enjoyed getting "shedded". Haven't got a clue where it comes from, I first heard it in Bristol.

[mrs fish]

Here are a few more off the list...

Cabbaged, Chevy Chased, Clobbered

Decimated, Dot Cottoned, Druck-steaming, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk

Etched

Fecked, Fleemered (Germany), Four to the floor

[incorrigible]

Ryhming slang for physisists

"Max Plankered"

Or sad 80's Music fans

"Jan Hammerred"

[Marcos maniac]

Rat-Arsed!

[pdv6]

'Shedded' seems quite common here in Bristol, but I've never heard 'Ankled'...

'Wasted' also very common

[Psychobert]

mrs fish said:
Its lunchtime

>> Edited by mrs fish on Wednesday 9th April 13:20

Good point. I have a craving for a soft boiled egg sandwich. BRB..

Straying briefly back to the topic, heard on a film once 'polluted'..

[AnarchyStorm]

What happened to the original bolloxed?!!

[Marcos maniac]

Steaming

Sh1t Faced

pie eyed

mullered

[Size Nine Elm]

incorrigible said:
Or sad 80's Music fans

"Jan Hammerred"

Oi! I have only today taken delivery of a fine 1977 album "Jeff Beck with the Jan Hammer Group Live".

Maybe it was just his 80s stuff which was sad

[RCA]

wrecked

[Big Chris]

Trollyed

cu*ted - sorry someone had to say it

Plastered

[Tedebear]

Me being Australian thought it was hilarious when a prim and proper English girl in my department told m eshe was "trollyed" nearly laughed til I wet myself...

edited because I'm too slow!!

>> Edited by Tedebear on Wednesday 9th April 14:08

[mrsd]

I never get more than slightly 'tipsy' (as anyone who read my post at 4/9am yesterday will be happy to testify )

[mrs fish]

Of course you do Anna

Some more

Gatted, Goosed, Got my beer goggles on, Guttered (Inverness)

Had a couple of shickers, Hammer-blowed, Hammered, Hanging, Having the whirlygigs, Howling

Inebriated, Intoxicated

Jahalered, Jaiked up (West of Scotland), Jan'd - abbrev for Jan Hammered, Jaxied, Jeremied, Jolly

Kaned

[mrsd]

"cider visor" (like beer goggles, only cheaper)
"A bit Liza Minnelli" (heard this one last night )

[rjo]

Had to laugh when a lawyer rejected that his client was not drunk and disorderly but was merely "tired and emotional"