Is Mungo getting married!!!?

[.Mark]

Matt, just been speaking with Chris's dad and he tells me you are getting married - been with some girl for quite some time now.
I told him I couldn't believe it but he seemed quite sure, I hear the sound of girls hearts breaking everywhere and a sigh of relief from all the hitched/married guys!

[Podie]

Cobblers.

[.Mark]

Well I just had the conversation!

[pies]

Well he is going to a wedding next week,i think he's best man

[flasher]

Well if this is true it can be one of three people.

1. Pam (of his hand)
2. Vinyl val (plastic doll)
3. Latex Lil (see above)

It can't be Dianne as she has a small problem (a penis)



He's best man at a wedding next weekend but he aint getting married.....

[dozeville]

mungo said:

JESUS H CHRIST!!!! NO I AIN'T GETTING MARRIED!!!! BLOODY JOHN BUNDY!!! I'll be having words with him! He must be mistaking me for our mate Dave who is to sign his life away next weekend - Or are you winding me up Mark?

About time tho' isn't it

You certainly have enough experiance of the female mind from what I have read on here

[Incorrigible]

flasher said:

It can't be Dianne as she has a problem (a small penis)

You do contradict yourself sometimes Flash,

I thought you said it wasn't a problem

[shnozz]

I had a call from Diane's (Brianne's) Dad saying the same thing...

coincidence.....i think not

[.Mark]

mungo said:

JESUS H CHRIST!!!! NO I AIN'T GETTING MARRIED!!!! BLOODY JOHN BUNDY!!! I'll be having words with him! He must be mistaking me for our mate Dave who is to sign his life away next weekend - Or are you winding me up Mark?

PMSL
You got the fella in one Matt, although you should know at his age the brain starts to go.

Have a blaster tonight by the way, tell Chris he is mad and sink a few for me.

[DustyC]

flasher said:

Well if this is true it can be one of three people. 1. Pam (of his hand) 2. Vinyl val (plastic doll) 3. Latex Lil (see above) It can't be Dianne as she has a small problem (a penis) He's best man at a wedding next weekend but he aint getting married.....

This thread contains some ideas for wedding presents
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=42764&f=23&h=0
Or maybe just a puncture repair kit will do!

[shnozz]

why do the sperm symbols have such an unhappy face? If I was going where they get to go i would have a large grin

[shnozz]

too right mate - if I was going to be going straight to a pair of jubblies I would be well chuffed

>> Edited by shnozz on Friday 20th June 15:35

[burriana500]

Unless of course they find themselves up sh** creek!

[.Mark]

mungo said:

Will do mate!!! By the way, have you ever met his bird Laura? He ain't mad!!! She is lovely

I haven't, but from what I hear, he's made a good choice.

[AllTorque]

Next time you see old Chris, start humming the Baywatch theme.....

[Hughesie2]

shnozz said:

I had a call from Diane's (Brianne's) Dad saying the same thing... coincidence.....i think not

Mungmeister,
Maybe its one of them there shotgun styleie weddings, where you turn up to your "mates" wedding's, find the dad there with a shotgun and a 7 month pregnant daughter !!
Or maybe some psycho bird that you pounded out one night has set you up and you never knew anything about it !!

Personnally i'd be wearing lots of body armour if i was you mate !!

Well with a track record like yours mate it was gonna happen sometime or other

[.Mark]

First post to make me laugh out loud all day!!!
Matt, should I send John a link to this thread?

[Hughesie2]

mungo said:

No it's all cosha mate I promise you... please don't sau thinks like that :nervousnow:

...Still, forewarned is forearmed...

And with a right fore arm like yours you should be fine

>> Edited by Hughesie2 on Friday 20th June 16:53