Police Camera Action - occifer..

[PetrolTed]

Alistair Stuart, presenter of the sanctimonious 'Police Camera Action' programme on ITV has apparently been arrestedly for drink driving.

[pies]

Yep hes been knicked,bailed to appear before the magistrates on 11 july

[Leadfoot]

Good.

[AlexH]

Priceless.

Less holier than thou, more grovelling if ever he returns one would hope...

[PetrolTed]

I'm sure I recall that he's been done for this before.

[dazren]

That would make him a hypocrite.

Do you suppose they'd like me to present his program for him?

DAZ

[Mr E]

PetrolTed said:

I'm sure I recall that he's been done for this before.

That's what I thought as well.....

[DustyC]

"and now take a look at this crazy road user who has been drinking and is now attempting to drive his vehicle"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


I wish it had been for speeding though.

[dick dastardly]

Silly boy

How much did he have in him?

[chrisjl]

PetrolTed said:

I'm sure I recall that he's been done for this before.

Definately - I remember him making a speech at the start of one episode along the lines of "I'm ashamed to admit that I once made this mistake, but I now know how stupid and irresponsible I was being..."

[gregmund]

Twice!? - we'd better start thinking about a successor then (cos he's bound to be sacked)- any suggestions?

[pies]

[cortinaman]

JAY KAY!!!!!

[nicholasblair]

He was done about six years ago.

Don't expect to be hearing from him again.

TWAT

[castex]

It's hard not to enjoy this moment. I do try not to go in for schadenfreude, but here is one man that has got my goat so very many times.

(adopts schoolmasterly supercilious tone)

This is one dare - devil that is going to be spending a little less time endangering the lives of responsible motorists, and a little more time reflecting on his own lack of moral fibre...in Hell, ha, ha!

[deltaf]

Oh dear....me oh my....How the mighty have fallen...one minute cock of the walk, the next... a feather duster!

Tonight i shall mostly be drinking SC and cokes, and i will be toasting (not literally denny, no tyres involved here) his long overdue downfall.
Pious, self righteous, lecturing, goody two shoes.
Ahhhh the sweet smell of payback! CHEERS!!!!!

[rich-uk]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Him -

Us -

[rsvnigel]

Hopefully they lock up sanctimonious ct, the beeb have got the story.

[DennisTheMenace]

deltaf said:

Oh dear....me oh my....How the mighty have fallen...one minute cock of the walk, the next... a feather duster! Tonight i shall mostly be drinking SC and cokes, and i will be toasting (not literally denny, no tyres involved here) his long overdue downfall. Pious, self righteous, lecturing, goody two shoes. Ahhhh the sweet smell of payback! CHEERS!!!!!

Wot i didnt say nuffink



Not even a remould roast

as for DD matey laugh: serves you right you pr**k

wonder if he tried the "do you know who i am" trick ?

[mybrainhurts]

Alistair 'breakneck speed' Stewart, caught mit trousers down!

Now, that really is poetic justice.

What a bloody shame...............