No, no, no, no and no.

[dan101smith]

Wikid, init.

::clicky::

[Rupert Da Fridge]

And a thrice noooooooooooooo !

[chris_w666]

Before we get to the seller why were you looking at corsa's? Go and think about what you have done.

[R5GTTgaz]

ad said:

MY CAR ORND A REELY LONG TIME WILL CRY WEN IT GOES :-(
RITE EAR GOES
IF U WAANT 2 STAND ART IN A CRUWD LUK NO FURTHER THEN HERE-THIS IS THE BEST CAR U EVA C
17TEEN INCH RIM WITH GUD TIRES
IT GOT A FULL SPECK TACALAR BODIE KIT AND EVEN MORE ITS ALL SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERED IN LIKE A BABIES BOT BOT
IT HAS THE BEST ED LITE CONVERTION EVA COS ITS GOT FRUNT SAXO ED LEETS NOT THAT SAXO LITES R NIECE BUT THE LUK AMAZIN ON MY CAR THIS TUK ALOT OF HARD WORK 2 GET RITE AS U CAN C
ALSO IT AS CLIO BAK LITES AGEN ALOT OF ARD ERNED WORK GON INTO THEM
AN NAR IF YA LUK AT BONIT ITS BIN BAD BOYD AN NOT ONLIE THAT ITS GOT VENT IN IT 2 EXLENT 2 COIL ENGIN DOWN
IT GOT DIF MIRERS ON IT BUT 4GOT NAME A THEM BUT LUK GUD
IT GOT GSI SPOILA WI SAXO SPOILA MOLDDED ON IT LUKS VERY VERY GUD
AND NOW FOR THE BEST BIT WAT ALL BOI RASERS LIKE IS THAT IT GOT ****8 EGG SORSTS***REELY REELY REELY LOUD AND SOUND VERY NIECE

ALSO IT GOT SUM MORE EXTRA LIKE DECALS DOWN SIDE N TINT ON BAK WINDA
AIREEL N BLAK INDICORTORS N SUM VAUXHALL STIKURS N BUKET SEATS N DVD TV CD PLAYER

PROBLIE MIST LOT OF THINS OFF BUT U CAN C FROM PIKTORS WOT IT LIKE

LET ME NO IF U R INTARESTED

THANK Q 4 LUKIN

4 GOT 2 SAY HAM STIL USIN CAR SO MYLAGE MITE BE DIFFRENT BUT NOT MUSCH

• *****84got to menton that it ad a nu engin in it owt of a 2000 1.6 corsa with about 56000 on mylage so engin is sound n that it is stil down as a 1.2 ls haha so cheap insurance for u wink wink or if u want to change it and tell the nastie tax man than that wud be up 2 u ********

but it ad lot of muni put in2 it so remeber that wink wink

it got 9 munth mot n 7 munth tax so no need 2 pay for them until that time but it wil fly thru agen no problam

eny qwestons then feal 3 2 email me at enytime on [e-mail]

n i wil du my best 2 andser eny qwestons ok

rite i ham opan 2 offas on this car so go a ed and make me sum ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

thank q

ray
Part Exchange: I LUV CARS SO A LIKE OWT LET ME NO WOT U GOT WINK WINK

Wind up? Innit.

[Ordinary Bloke]

R5GTTgaz said:

Wind up? Innit.

Clockwork? Probably be faster if it were...

[flasher]

£6895

more like £68.95 scrap value. The spelling (or lack of it) is unreal.

[Shnozz]

I do not understand why anyone that tries to sell a modified hatchback is unable to adhere to traditional methods of spelling and grammar.

[NiceCupOfTea]

The seller must have some sort of mental health problems - I thought I spotted a word that was spelt correctly there for a moment, but my mistake. How do people expect to sell a car when the advert is written in some sort of foreign language!?

Garlick - the classifieds need rejigging NOW! How are you supposed to find a decent car when stuff like that is filling them? Selling my wife's totally standard Corsa the other month was a nightmare, can we have a chavtat section to put all this stuff into?

[Balmoral Green]

More here...

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Shnozz]

oih flash. I hope you have Sky2 on in the background

[schmalex]

I'm not normally a fan of the spelling / grammar nazi's on here, but that advert is totally illegible.

How on earth do these kids hope to get a job when they express themselves in complete gibberish?

[Eddh]

fk me sideways the grammar police would have a heart attack if they saw that...

[GreenV8S]

Must be a winner for the highest ever proportion of spelling mistakes in an advert. Init.

Just out of interest, does anybody happen to know the procedure for find out who his insurers are and letting them know that his 'wink wink' 1.2 stunnin modifid Corsa has an undeclared conversion to 1.6l?

[JohnnyPanic]

My eyes, my eyes!

[Xaero]

Is every word deliberately spelt wrong? It would take quite an effort to write like that for a normal English speaking human I'd imagine.

[Lord Snot]

Quite a few of these posted lately, but this is one of the worst I have ever seen.

Not entirely sure what is the most amusing part of the advert, the price of a 170K mile Corsa or the fact that Ray has the English and Grammer skills of a squashed Apricot (not that I can write perfectly myself, but is it really that hard to spell "really"?)

ETA:

Well to his credit he did manage to spell "my" I guess.

Edited by Lord Snot on Monday 8th September 22:21

[beanbag]

Can somebody explain what he was selling? I didn't understand the ad....It looked like another language but I couldn't be sure.....

[Ry_B]

Nar? How do you get "nar" from "now" :lol:

[littlegreenfairy]

SOOVY SOOVY - more digging for you here!

Its got a 1.6 engine, but put down as a 1.2.

Hmm.... fishier than a fish.

[Teppic]

What the fk is that?!?

That's not even a polished turd. It's a turd that had more turd slapped on it.