Avast! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day

[Bonce]

I be gettin' you a sailin' with:

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.


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[Admiral Swilly]

Well i'm orf to sail around the Isle of Wight for 5 years.

[pdV6]

Aaaaaaar! That one be done already:

Pirate talk

Buccanier Harrold of the Carribean

[Barrrrrrnacle]

Shiver me timbers, that there be. I used the search facility to check for buried treasure before a-postin'...

>> Edited by Barrrrrrnacle on Friday 19th September 10:07

[nubbin]

Yaaaar! Can I fill your naval base with discharged seamen?

[Incorrigible]

nubbin said:

Yaaaar! Can I fill your naval base with discharged seamen?

Podiiiiieeee

[Dread pirate Inc]

Not joining in the aaaaaarghs Percy ?

[plotloss]

Dread pirate Inc said:

Not joining in the aaaaaarghs Percy ?

Au contrare Black Adder...

[Cap'n'dark beard]

Arrrrr you scallywags, care to join me for a sail on the 7 seas...

[scruffy]

Hmmm.

Nope, I have nothing remotely funny to type.

No sirrreee.

Not me.

Oh, and Bigmouth appears in the smiles legend twice.

[Beardloss]

Shiver me roof joists...

[Dread pirate Inc]

scruffy said:

Nope, I have nothing remotely funny to type.

Just change your login name and type "aaarrrgh"

The sword play and scurvy come naturally after a while....

..... me hearty

[Rogerthecabinboy]

Not sure I like the cut of your jib sir...

It is a womans jib.

[Yaaaarrrrrrr]

Yaaaaaaar it be official.

[Cap'nJackSparrow]

Yaaaarrrrrrrr thay've gone an' took me Black Pearl! AAarrrrrrrrr!!!! wheres me muskett ye land lubbin scum sucking moluscs!

[mrs fish]

"Oh great. Not only am I in the close company of the greatest collection of idiots the world have ever seen since the last meeting in the house of lords, above all a mentally deranged ghost has decided to get out of deadhood to pester me even more. Fabolous".

[Dread pirate Inc]

mrs fish said:

"Oh great. Not only am I in the close company of the greatest collection of idiots the world have ever seen since the last meeting in the house of lords, above all a mentally deranged ghost has decided to get out of deadhood to pester me even more. Fabolous".

Ere lads, oi caaant unnerstan a worrrd she's sayin

Oi reckern she'm be a witch, aaar

Cap'n Ted, can us crew ave us an pirate smily

[billb]

mrs fish said:

"Oh great. Not only am I in the close company of the greatest collection of idiots the world have ever seen since the last meeting in the house of lords, above all a mentally deranged ghost has decided to get out of deadhood to pester me even more. Fabolous".

"Ooooh... That's a womans idea!"

[Admiral Swilly]

aaahh haarrggg time to walk the plank there molly.

Ill be avin none o' that jibberin on the good ship Pistonhead.

aar aaar

[Cap'n Gruffy]

She be sleepin' wi' all the other fishys once we've 'ad err on the plank!