absolute ****er of a day !!!!!!
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So where the f
k do I start here, Right ... So I start the day by waking up an hour late to give a mate a hand with cleaning his elise.... I have the mother of all hangovers and spend a good hour extra trying to extract my cranium from my rectum, finally mate comes round and we start ....
put some bacon on, and start the eggs on the go... burnt the fkin bacon and the egg was basarding hard.
1pm.. set off for some kfc and whilst sat in traffic... S..M..A..S.H !!!!**&&^%$£
some fking retard had gone full pelt into the back of the sodding van, so I dived out and took a look at the young asian lad in a saab 900 who had just ass raped the van, he pointed to the pavement so I jumped back in and pulled away from the junction and parked up.... the little cumbag decided to screech off up a side street, called 999 who informed me they were very busy and someone may call round later.
5pm eventually after waiting all fking afternoon plod calls round and informs me (yes you fking guessed it already havn't you) that the fkwit had got insurance to get a certificate then cancelled the policy!
not only that but he had not returned home and something to do with he is not in the county at the moment so it wasn't him ! ....fking bullst!!!
so I'm left to foot the bill for 2 new back doors or lose my no claims its a bloody good job I had a tow bar fitted, that took most of the pain.... if I ever see the piece of st i'm gonna kill him dead the bd.
eventually got to kfc at 7pm .. it was fkin packed, the chips were undercooked and the gravy was shiite !
I'm gonna open me a bottle of wine and try to turn the rage down...
k do I start here, Right ... So I start the day by waking up an hour late to give a mate a hand with cleaning his elise.... I have the mother of all hangovers and spend a good hour extra trying to extract my cranium from my rectum, finally mate comes round and we start ....put some bacon on, and start the eggs on the go... burnt the f
kin bacon and the egg was basarding hard.1pm.. set off for some kfc and whilst sat in traffic... S..M..A..S.H !!!!**&&^%$£
some f
king retard had gone full pelt into the back of the sodding van, so I dived out and took a look at the young asian lad in a saab 900 who had just ass raped the van, he pointed to the pavement so I jumped back in and pulled away from the junction and parked up.... the little cumbag decided to screech off up a side street, called 999 who informed me they were very busy and someone may call round later.5pm eventually after waiting all f
king afternoon plod calls round and informs me (yes you fking guessed it already havn't you) that the fkwit had got insurance to get a certificate then cancelled the policy!not only that but he had not returned home and something to do with he is not in the county at the moment so it wasn't him ! ....f
king bullst!!!so I'm left to foot the bill for 2 new back doors or lose my no claims its a bloody good job I had a tow bar fitted, that took most of the pain.... if I ever see the piece of s
t i'm gonna kill him dead the bd.eventually got to kfc at 7pm .. it was f
kin packed, the chips were undercooked and the gravy was shiite !I'm gonna open me a bottle of wine and try to turn the rage down...
Too much of this going on...
I heard that TV advert the other day, I forget the company but it say something like: 'If your unlucky enough to be hit by on the UKs 1,500,000 uninsured drivers..'
Why are there so many of the feckers getting away with it?! There are vehicle reg recognisation cameras all over the place, and the DVLA are quick enough to send out SORN fines - so it proves they have an efficient record system that works in their favour.
Can you name and shame the scrote somewhere? sounds like youve got his reg number.
I heard that TV advert the other day, I forget the company but it say something like: 'If your unlucky enough to be hit by on the UKs 1,500,000 uninsured drivers..'
Why are there so many of the feckers getting away with it?! There are vehicle reg recognisation cameras all over the place, and the DVLA are quick enough to send out SORN fines - so it proves they have an efficient record system that works in their favour.
Can you name and shame the scrote somewhere? sounds like youve got his reg number.
Steamer said:
Too much of this going on...
I heard that TV advert the other day, I forget the company but it say something like: 'If your unlucky enough to be hit by on the UKs 1,500,000 uninsured drivers..'
Why are there so many of the feckers getting away with it?! There are vehicle reg recognisation cameras all over the place, and the DVLA are quick enough to send out SORN fines - so it proves they have an efficient record system that works in their favour.
Can you name and shame the scrote somewhere? sounds like youve got his reg number.
yeah I got the reg although the po-po wouldn't give me his name... ah an interesting fact that I forgot to mention... a local guy that stopped to give me his phone number to be a witness owns a post office and apparently he's seen the car several times distributing 'little white bags' to people outside the local spar... sort of figures why the tI heard that TV advert the other day, I forget the company but it say something like: 'If your unlucky enough to be hit by on the UKs 1,500,000 uninsured drivers..'
Why are there so many of the feckers getting away with it?! There are vehicle reg recognisation cameras all over the place, and the DVLA are quick enough to send out SORN fines - so it proves they have an efficient record system that works in their favour.
Can you name and shame the scrote somewhere? sounds like youve got his reg number.
t did a runner !
Chrisgr31 said:
It's Direct Line who will cover you if hit by an uninsured driver.
I guess they know how many of their customers are hit by uninsured drivers and therefore can do the maths to see if is worth it!
bloody hell what do you know I'm with direct line... wonder if they'll pay up ?!I guess they know how many of their customers are hit by uninsured drivers and therefore can do the maths to see if is worth it!
crackthatoff said:
kit80 said:
whats ya mates elise like?
Not as good as mine lol !!!!
sorry about ya van mate, that is a s
tter of a day, tommorrow will be better! (I dont actually know if tommorrow will be better, you may get run over for all I know, but at least I am trying to be nice)
MIB ...not Men in Black but Motor Insurers Bureau.. http://www.mib.org.uk/MIB/en/Default.htm
Can be a bit of a fag to deal with but they often pay in teh end.
Can be a bit of a fag to deal with but they often pay in teh end.
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