The crapest of crap bumper stickers

[merc_man]

Leaving the train station last night and was behind a Mondeo with the following cringe-inducing bumper stickers.

"I brake for Fairies, goblins, unicorns and other invisible creatures that only I can see"

"Don't make me roll for initiative" (on a background of a stupid shaped dice - some kind of hilarious Dungeons and Dragons reference I suppose).

Really, what possessed you to put those on the back of your car?

[tenohfive]

A remarkable degree of self honesty in warning other motorists that driver of said car is ste and needs to be carefully watched/given more braking distance?

[humpbackmaniac]

"limited by CofD to 199.4mph please pass on right" On my Busa!

People used to ask which type of government idiots work at the CofD! For reference the figure was at Bentwaters in May. So bloody nearly in the 200mph club I almost cried feckin thing!

[jas xjr]

your dream my reality, on the back of a baur e30 convertible.wtf

[7mike]

some torn and wrinkled strips of gaffer tape holding some cheap Halfords reversing sensors in place

[Saag Aloo]

Forget bumper stickers I hate those flipping jesus badges on the back of cars, you know the ones?


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[jas xjr]

Saag Aloo said:

Forget bumper stickers I hate those flipping jesus badges on the back of cars, you know the ones?


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pretty harmless though

[jeff m]

Not a bumper sticker but a plate.
In the USA we can buy what we want, I was going to get 911 POOR
Me reasoning was that the cost of spare parts was high for the old lightweights.

It was pointed out to me that other people might not see it that way and I might end up paying for a respray or worse.

Settled for 911 POR

Bumper stickers seem to be on the wane in the US, don't see so many anymore.

[brum]

I have yet to see a bumper sticker that improved the car.
The car with the "Babe on Board" sticker invariably contains some kind of hideous swampdonkey.
They are almost exclusively the preserve of the cretin IMO.

[Wadeski]

jas xjr said:

Saag Aloo said:

Forget bumper stickers I hate those flipping jesus badges on the back of cars, you know the ones?


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pretty harmless though

i like the ones with legs though

[pimpin gimp]

I used to have a christina fish sticker with "born again pagan" under it.

Neer on my car you understand, in fact I'm not sure if I peeled th ebacking off it... or even why I bought it. I guess it was funny at the time.

[Hereward]

brum said:

...The car with the "Babe on Board" sticker invariably contains some kind of hideous swampdonkey...

hehe, so true

[cheshire_cat]

"baby on board" - Please don't crash into the back of me (like we need reminding?).

"Dad's taxi" - the kids bought me this and will be offended if I don't use it.

"Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly" - There are illegal substances on my person or within the car, police, please pull me.

"IAM (institute of advanced motorists" - I'm a better driver than you.

Can't think of any more stupid signs but I know there are more!

[mechsympathy]

Saag Aloo said:

Forget bumper stickers I hate those flipping jesus badges on the back of cars, you know the ones?


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Fish-positive. Avoid.


The two that get me are "Overtakers - See you at the undertakers" and "Overtakers are queue jumpers".

[brum]

cheshire_cat said:

"Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly" - There are illegal substances on my person or within the car, police, please pull me.

It never ceases to amaze me at how many people ( for people read sub-moron) who adorn their car with things professing their appreciation for the herb. Ganja Leaf dangly airfresheners, ganja leaf stickers in the back window, "Misson aborted - gone for a reefer" stickers etc etc.

Surely these dheads must get pulled by plod at every available opportunity?

[Hammerwerfer]

"I may be slow, but I'm in front of you"

[mechsympathy]

Hammerwerfer said:

"I may be slow, but I'm in front of you"

I want that one for my race car

[steveott]

Hammerwerfer said:

"I may be slow, but I'm in front of you"

I wouldn't have it, but thats actually quite funny.

[bobbylondonuk]

saw one recently on an M3 'fk THE RECESSION'

[TehMonkey]

brum said:

I have yet to see a bumper sticker that improved the car.
The car with the "Babe on Board" sticker invariably contains some kind of hideous swampdonkey.
They are almost exclusively the preserve of the cretin IMO.

And more often than not driven quite badly.