Numpty Bumper Stickers

[CarZee]

On the way to work this morning, I was stuck behind a car doing 49mph in the outside lane of an NSL dual carriageway.

It was a C Reg Nova and it has possibly the most ridiculous sticker in the rear window I've ever seen....

"OVERTAKERS! See you at the Undertakers"

So I overtook her on the inside

[PetrolTed]

[JMGS4]

How about, SPEED KILLS......dozy barstewards ???
or SPEED KILLS.........numpties ???

[CarZee]

* Speed Kills... Smoke Pot Instead... *

* I tried to give up smoking, but I can't work a bong while I'm driving... *

* I'm not a pauper - I just hate people in nice cars.. *

* Kill a Moron - Not your Speed.. *

[Tuff Noodell]

** My car works on cerebral power **

[hertsbiker]

On my Smart, just to annoy people:

"I slow down for Police".


And on an old Golf of mine, for similar reasons:

"Speed THRILLS, boredom KILLS"

[atg]

Childish, but made ma laugh ...
"George Bush is a Lesbian"

[marki]

quote:
Childish, but made ma laugh ...
"George Bush is a Lesbian"

When he was gov of Texas they had

"The Texacutor"

[Hazzer]

*** SPEED KILLS......... SO GET OFF THE ROAD ! ***
*** SPEED KILLS......... AND YOU`RE MY NEXT VICTIM ***
*** SPEED KILLS......... STUPID PEOPLE ***

OR JUST.....

*** YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK - GOODBYE ! ***

Haz

[Tuff Noodell]

**** Brain donor on board ****

**** Hoot if there's anything going on outside ****

**** Speed is too exciting for me ****

**** Excessive speed will kill my red flag man ****

[raceboy]

On my old BMW 'No I don't know any better'

[englishman in LA]

quote:
"OVERTAKERS! See you at the Undertakers"

do you know that there is an ancient and rarely used law that allows you to ram people this annoying off the road...

Then they can wait for you at the undertakers.

There was a bunch of greenies who were going around San Fransisco putting

"I'm helping change the environment. Ask me how"

stickers on the back of other peoples SUVs. Just cos I hate SUVs that much I was actually cheering for them, but they got the crap kicked out of them by a bunch of soccer moms...

[steve harrison]

From the novel of "The Right Stuff" as I recall. Bumper sticker on black 911 Turbo parked at US Naval Air Station

"My other car is an F-14"