RE: SOTW: Capri 2.0 S
Friday 8th May 2009

SOTW: Capri 2.0 S

The car you've always promised yourself. Well, nearly.


With Ford's official 40th Birthday shots to remind us of the glamour and desirability of its late-lamented Capri, it's only natural that our appetite has been whetted for 'the car you've always promised yourself'.


That well-known marketing slogan for Ford's classic coupe apparently rings true for enthusiasts even today, at least if the seemingly inexorable rise in Capri asking prices is anything to go by.

So a quick hunt through the PH classifieds has left us pondering a dilemma. Is a £900 2.0 S Capri from the early '80s a suitable receptacle for SOTW cash, or should we be running a mile?

Yep, our cursory trawl has left us confronting the sad fact that a notional £1k won't get us very far if we want to tear up the tarmac in the style of Minder or The Professionals. We can forget about 2.8i and 3.0 models, it seems, and the only immediately obvious rival for the 2.0S highlighted here is an '83 Laser 1.6 we found this morning on Autotrader for £995. That car had us going for a while, thanks largely to a fine additional pair of period spotlamps adorning the quad-lamp grille, but Wikipedia tells us the Laser special edition - which aped some of the styling cues of the 2.8 Injection - was actually introduced in '84. Now we're not experts on Capri history, so we're not about to cast aspersions, but we're not about to risk our fantasy funds on a possible lookey-likey either! Anyway, a bit of subsequent delving into the archives tells us the 2.0S boasts not just the bigger engine, but also some of the suspension enhancements of the sportier 2.8 Injection. A no-brainer then, especially as we're saving £95 on the asking price to boot.


The advert is a stream of Capri consciousness appearing thus:

Ford Capri 2.0 Sport (1983)

Here is my beloved 2.0s capri, in the rare paris blue colour. car has mot test untill october ,NO TAX. car is in very good condition for age various tiny scratches on car could do wiv new rear arches and a good spray job, various patches of filler all over vehicle had a new dash fitted wiv no cracks, everything works how it should sunroof could do wiv looking at but nothing major and the headlining needs refitting, brakes could do with a bleed clutch is high but still works fine this car would not take alot to put it back to perfect, starts and drives first time everytime its been in a garage for the last 6 months, the engine sound and runs brand new no noises from gearbox or diff the only reason im selling this caris beacuse im moving house and havent got the space for her if your after a capri which needs a tiny bit of tlc to put back to perfect then this is the one for you. £900.

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fastgerman.com

Original Poster:

2,001 posts

221 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Heap

jeoff82

106 posts

216 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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That looks well ropey

Invisible man

39,731 posts

310 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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stheap

simoncarlo

61 posts

217 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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That is a complete shed!

shouldbworking

4,799 posts

238 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Utterly, totally, completely, absolutely fked.

Amusing to read an attempt to pass it off as anything other than scrap though smile

da_murphster

1,053 posts

273 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Come then - post up better examples!

Love the concept but I find it amazing what you can buy for £1k yet you seem to struggle to find a decent Capri.

Looks like a money pit to me.

The Donster

166 posts

231 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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I once had a guy try and swap a ropey Mk2 against a Mk1 Escort I was selling at the time. De-bumpered, iffy white paintjob and a Cossie whaletail grafted on the back. Cheeky tt tried to convince me the paintwork was original, until I spotted the Signal Orange sills....

Frimley111R

18,866 posts

260 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Invisible man said:
stheap
+1

BlueSei

34 posts

213 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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That car looks like a shed to me and like ti wouldn't even get you home (unless you live next door to the seller)

davemac250

4,499 posts

231 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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OK.

It doesn't look rusty.

The paint is rubbish, the bumpers/trim worse.

Interior sounds tired, at very best, even given the age.

No mention of any recent work.

£300 tops. IF you really, really wanted it and it came with 12 months ticket.

The rest of his waffle is not worth £600.

Della

174 posts

243 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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900 quid for thatyikes

wab172uk

2,005 posts

253 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Grew up with my old man owning Capri's. Medallion firmly swinging from his neck too.

Think he had most of them. To young to remember all but 2. White 3.0S & Black 2.8i.

Deva Link

26,934 posts

271 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Amazed by the price. I had one of the first 2.0S Capri's in Aug 1978 and it cost, I think, about £4000, and a good chunk of that was options - Recaro seats, sunroof etc.

It was a complete nightmare to drive in the wet though.

Invisible man

39,731 posts

310 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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davemac250 said:
OK.

It doesn't look rusty.

The paint is rubbish, the bumpers/trim worse.

Interior sounds tired, at very best, even given the age.

No mention of any recent work.

£300 tops. IF you really, really wanted it and it came with 12 months ticket.

The rest of his waffle is not worth £600.
"various patches of filler all over the vehicle" run awaaaaay

Chris71

21,549 posts

268 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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simoncarlo said:
That is a complete shed!
The clue is in the name! hehe

900T-R

20,406 posts

283 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Not only that, but it's got that boat anchor of a Pinto too. What's the point? OK, you could put a nice RV8 in there but I think when John Barker did that, it ended up being a bit pricey hehe

Edited by 900T-R on Friday 8th May 12:49

forzaminardi

2,298 posts

213 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Apart from the fact that this Capri looks like a pile of shyte, I'd not trust anyone who types "wiv" instead of "with".

I'm of the generation which ought to venerate the Capri but I've always thought they were sh*t, even back in the day. Keep the cash and spend £2k next week instead... wink

LewisR

678 posts

241 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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These cars were crap when they were new. IIRC, the 1.6 had a pant-wetting 75bhp, the 2.0, a whopping, licence-losing 90bhp. Why on earth the slogan ran "The car you always promised yourself", I don't know. I'd be aiming much higher than that.

Muzzer

3,814 posts

247 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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Never, ever, ever buy a car from a classified ad in which the seller repeatedly uses "wiv" instead of "with"


900T-R

20,406 posts

283 months

Friday 8th May 2009
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If it's a Pinto rather than a V6 2.0 it should muster 100 bhp... that is, when it was new. hehe