M1 Closed J8 N/B

[Big_Dan]

The M1 northbound is closed between junctions J6 and J8. In addition, the M1 northbound entry slips at junctions J4, J5 and J6 are closed, as are the M25 clockwise and anti-clockwise link roads from junction J21 onto M1 J6A Northbound are also closed.

Joy.

Some bloke is on a gantry and they've closed Northbound and 2 lanes Southbound

I can't get any meaningful information (ie updated) on the web - anyone local know if he's either

A) Jumped
B) Been Pushed
C) Given up

thanks!

[RacerMDR]

I can't believe we don't employ snipers for this situation.

then you'd only need to close the road for a short time whilst you dragged the body off and threw it in the hedge

[Justayellowbadge]

Is he wearing a Batman outfit?

[Mc lovin]

Is it Poledriver?

[Cara Van Man]

Mc lovin said:

Is it Poledriver?

No, he's presently trying not to bring any more attention to himself.

[Mc lovin]

Cara Van Man said:

Mc lovin said:

Is it Poledriver?

No, he's presently trying not to bring any more attention to himself.

[Johnny]

Inconsiderate wker.

I decide I'm going to Gretch's tonight when I wasn't planning to, get an hour or so away from leaving work to fight my way round the M25/up the A1 only to see this nonsense.

Someone push him.

[Cara Van Man]

Johnny said:

Inconsiderate wker.

I decide I'm going to Gretch's tonight when I wasn't planning to, get an hour or so away from leaving work to fight my way round the M25/up the A1 only to see this nonsense.

Someone push him.

I suspect you watching some porn and getting your end away with Gretchen are the least of his worries.

[Justayellowbadge]

Johnny said:

Inconsiderate wker.

I decide I'm going to Gretch's tonight when I wasn't planning to, get an hour or so away from leaving work to fight my way round the M25/up the A1 only to see this nonsense.

Someone push him.

On another thread Gretchen said:

Having just arrived home from work, I'm marinading his dinner, am making two fancy dress costumes for my boys, spotted one of his favourite cars in his favourite colour and emailed him a photo on my way back, have covered the Tiv after filling her with fuel, have a Vodka/Champagne cocktail in preperation and have even found him some new porn to watch later I've been in 20 minutes.


What time you back Johnny?

I feel your pain.

[Johnny]

Cara Van Man said:

Johnny said:

Inconsiderate wker.

I decide I'm going to Gretch's tonight when I wasn't planning to, get an hour or so away from leaving work to fight my way round the M25/up the A1 only to see this nonsense.

Someone push him.

I suspect you watching some porn and getting your end away with Gretchen are the least of his worries.

Like I said - inconsiderate

[Collectingbrass]

Brilliant. No doubt it's Fathers for Justice again. Hve you noticed when it's them the BIB close roads for miles around. Why cant they let him take his chances and let the rest of us get home before we are in his shoes. Words don't fail me, there just arent enough fk symbols to go round.

[Cara Van Man]

Justayellowbadge said:

Johnny said:

Inconsiderate wker.

I decide I'm going to Gretch's tonight when I wasn't planning to, get an hour or so away from leaving work to fight my way round the M25/up the A1 only to see this nonsense.

Someone push him.

On another thread Gretchen said:

Having just arrived home from work, I'm marinading his dinner, am making two fancy dress costumes for my boys, spotted one of his favourite cars in his favourite colour and emailed him a photo on my way back, have covered the Tiv after filling her with fuel, have a Vodka/Champagne cocktail in preperation and have even found him some new porn to watch later I've been in 20 minutes.


What time you back Johnny?

I feel your pain.

Me too, brother.














Actually, no I don't.

[Johnny]

Cara Van Man said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Johnny said:

Inconsiderate wker.

I decide I'm going to Gretch's tonight when I wasn't planning to, get an hour or so away from leaving work to fight my way round the M25/up the A1 only to see this nonsense.

Someone push him.

On another thread Gretchen said:

Having just arrived home from work, I'm marinading his dinner, am making two fancy dress costumes for my boys, spotted one of his favourite cars in his favourite colour and emailed him a photo on my way back, have covered the Tiv after filling her with fuel, have a Vodka/Champagne cocktail in preperation and have even found him some new porn to watch later I've been in 20 minutes.


What time you back Johnny?

I feel your pain.

Me too, brother.














Actually, no I don't.

Well at least one other is rooting for me...

[stifler]

All clear now. Ambulances going NB. Maybe he was pushed?

Go Johnny! (Someone warn Gretch )

[Gretchen]

Johnny said:

Cara Van Man said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Johnny said:

Inconsiderate wker.

I decide I'm going to Gretch's tonight when I wasn't planning to, get an hour or so away from leaving work to fight my way round the M25/up the A1 only to see this nonsense.

Someone push him.

On another thread Gretchen said:

Having just arrived home from work, I'm marinading his dinner, am making two fancy dress costumes for my boys, spotted one of his favourite cars in his favourite colour and emailed him a photo on my way back, have covered the Tiv after filling her with fuel, have a Vodka/Champagne cocktail in preperation and have even found him some new porn to watch later I've been in 20 minutes.


What time you back Johnny?

I feel your pain.

Me too, brother.














Actually, no I don't.

Well at least one other is rooting for me...

Talking of rooting...Why don't you try an alternative tonight?

[Justayellowbadge]

:Thud:

[Deva Link]

Johnny said:

Someone push him.

Send for Mr Lai: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8064...

[stifler]

Queue slowly moving from J5 NB.

Q back to J2

M25 junctions flowing, M25 slow around.

[rsv gone!]

I wondered why it was flowing so easily from J9 north bound.

[Mexico.]

Does he have a yellow badge