Leaning on other people's parked cars
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WTF is up with that?
Come out of the cinema yesterday, walk over to where I parked my car and see these 3 obese idiots. A woman a man in his 20s and what looks to be his balding fat dad resting his fat ass on my car whilst eating some peanuts.
Is it just me who considers leaning on or touching cars that are not yours without the owner's permission a massive no-no? I had to really try hard not to shove my foot up this moron's ass!
I came up to them wedging myself in between them so as to face the toss
who is sitting on my car and really invade his personal space whilst turning my back to his wife and kid looked him in the eyes and in a very monotone kind of way said: "nice car."
"oh, thank you" came the excited reply (WTF!? Is life really that st that you have to take your family out with you while you hunt for a nice car to rest your oversized ass on, so you can pretend you are just having a casual conversation with your family whilst stuffing your face and pretend it's your car!?)
Then I pressed the "unlock" button on the remote whilst still tracking his eyes and saying nothing. And watched his smug face change to the awkward grimace while he carefully tried to slide himself out from inbetween the car and I, then get out of my immediate vicinity...
It absolutely made my piss boil at the time but now I am just puzzled. What is the fking point of doing it? Surely it cannot be enjoyable being humiliated and totally deflated in front of your wife and your son? Surely looking like you own an expensive car is not worth the risk of later having to use your teeth as means of preventing someone's fist getting into your throat?
Come out of the cinema yesterday, walk over to where I parked my car and see these 3 obese idiots. A woman a man in his 20s and what looks to be his balding fat dad resting his fat ass on my car whilst eating some peanuts.
Is it just me who considers leaning on or touching cars that are not yours without the owner's permission a massive no-no? I had to really try hard not to shove my foot up this moron's ass!
I came up to them wedging myself in between them so as to face the toss
who is sitting on my car and really invade his personal space whilst turning my back to his wife and kid looked him in the eyes and in a very monotone kind of way said: "nice car.""oh, thank you" came the excited reply (WTF!? Is life really that s
t that you have to take your family out with you while you hunt for a nice car to rest your oversized ass on, so you can pretend you are just having a casual conversation with your family whilst stuffing your face and pretend it's your car!?)Then I pressed the "unlock" button on the remote whilst still tracking his eyes and saying nothing. And watched his smug face change to the awkward grimace while he carefully tried to slide himself out from inbetween the car and I, then get out of my immediate vicinity...
It absolutely made my piss boil at the time but now I am just puzzled. What is the f
king point of doing it? Surely it cannot be enjoyable being humiliated and totally deflated in front of your wife and your son? Surely looking like you own an expensive car is not worth the risk of later having to use your teeth as means of preventing someone's fist getting into your throat?BoRED S2upid said:
Poor rant 3/10. Should have stuffed his burger into his fat mouth poured his full fat coke over his head and given him a good kicking.
This is actually quite funny. I was wondering if anyone would rate the rant (in light of the previous one) and thought that you are most likely to do it.ShadownINja said:
How about, "Get your fat rivet-covered jean-wearing arse off my paintwork!!!"
See James May last night with his jeans on that Jaguar? OI! NO!
Oh no! as soon as I could see the other half of my car once he moved his ass, I made sure to check for any signs of dentage and scratches. It actually made me feel quite relieved and contributed to me settling for making him uncomfortable rather than causing him actual bodily harm.See James May last night with his jeans on that Jaguar? OI! NO!
Was walking past the Lanesborogh hotel on Hyde Park Corner a few weeks back and there was an Enzo Parked outside with a group of tourists taking it in turn to lean on it while their mates took photos...
What I found strange is that the doormen of the hotel werent even telling them to p*ss off!
What I found strange is that the doormen of the hotel werent even telling them to p*ss off!
This boils my piss!!
Many's a time I've screamed at tts using my car as a leaning post to sit on their own car. Gives them a bit of a fright when all 6'4" and 18 stones of be bellows at them scarlet faced about two inches away from their nose!
I was at a car show yesterday with my 5yo son. I've instilled it into him that under no circumstances must you touch someone elses car unless they invite you to. If my young son can understand that why can't these morons?
And speaking of which! Here's the other thing that microwaves the lower part of my abdomen! wkstains that think it's perfectly ok to place flyers under the window wipers of you car. And this at a fkING car show!!!!!!. DON'T fkING TOUCH IT YOU BRAIN DEAD fk!!!!
Many's a time I've screamed at t
ts using my car as a leaning post to sit on their own car. Gives them a bit of a fright when all 6'4" and 18 stones of be bellows at them scarlet faced about two inches away from their nose!I was at a car show yesterday with my 5yo son. I've instilled it into him that under no circumstances must you touch someone elses car unless they invite you to. If my young son can understand that why can't these morons?
And speaking of which! Here's the other thing that microwaves the lower part of my abdomen! w
kstains that think it's perfectly ok to place flyers under the window wipers of you car. And this at a fkING car show!!!!!!. DON'T fkING TOUCH IT YOU BRAIN DEAD fk!!!!Yeah it annoys the piss out of me. When I walk through carparks im very careful to tuck jackets in so as not to let a stray zip whip the paintwork of an innocent car but some fat sts with belts and rivets on their jeans thinks it's ok to lean on MY CAR which i paid for with MY hard earned money whilst they've been sat at home on their fat fking arsed using my tax money on benefits to watch jeremy fking kyle.
Stop scratching my car, pull up your fking trousers, wash your arse and fk off!
ts with belts and rivets on their jeans thinks it's ok to lean on MY CAR which i paid for with MY hard earned money whilst they've been sat at home on their fat fking arsed using my tax money on benefits to watch jeremy fking kyle.Stop scratching my car, pull up your f
king trousers, wash your arse and fk off!Big Rod said:
This boils my piss!!
Many's a time I've screamed at tts using my car as a leaning post to sit on their own car. Gives them a bit of a fright when all 6'4" and 18 stones of be bellows at them scarlet faced about two inches away from their nose!
I was at a car show yesterday with my 5yo son. I've instilled it into him that under no circumstances must you touch someone elses car unless they invite you to. If my young son can understand that why can't these morons?
And speaking of which! Here's the other thing that microwaves the lower part of my abdomen! wkstains that think it's perfectly ok to place flyers under the window wipers of you car. And this at a fkING car show!!!!!!. DON'T fkING TOUCH IT YOU BRAIN DEAD fk!!!!
Does anybody else feel that this rant was actually better than the OP's? Many's a time I've screamed at t
ts using my car as a leaning post to sit on their own car. Gives them a bit of a fright when all 6'4" and 18 stones of be bellows at them scarlet faced about two inches away from their nose!I was at a car show yesterday with my 5yo son. I've instilled it into him that under no circumstances must you touch someone elses car unless they invite you to. If my young son can understand that why can't these morons?
And speaking of which! Here's the other thing that microwaves the lower part of my abdomen! w
kstains that think it's perfectly ok to place flyers under the window wipers of you car. And this at a fkING car show!!!!!!. DON'T fkING TOUCH IT YOU BRAIN DEAD fk!!!!
And in response to the OP; YES! I totally agree with you! I can't believe that some t
ts have such little respect for other people's property! GRRRRR!!!Baldilocks said:
Big Rod said:
This boils my piss!!
Many's a time I've screamed at tts using my car as a leaning post to sit on their own car. Gives them a bit of a fright when all 6'4" and 18 stones of be bellows at them scarlet faced about two inches away from their nose!
I was at a car show yesterday with my 5yo son. I've instilled it into him that under no circumstances must you touch someone elses car unless they invite you to. If my young son can understand that why can't these morons?
And speaking of which! Here's the other thing that microwaves the lower part of my abdomen! wkstains that think it's perfectly ok to place flyers under the window wipers of you car. And this at a fkING car show!!!!!!. DON'T fkING TOUCH IT YOU BRAIN DEAD fk!!!!
Does anybody else feel that this rant was actually better than the OP's? Many's a time I've screamed at t
ts using my car as a leaning post to sit on their own car. Gives them a bit of a fright when all 6'4" and 18 stones of be bellows at them scarlet faced about two inches away from their nose!I was at a car show yesterday with my 5yo son. I've instilled it into him that under no circumstances must you touch someone elses car unless they invite you to. If my young son can understand that why can't these morons?
And speaking of which! Here's the other thing that microwaves the lower part of my abdomen! w
kstains that think it's perfectly ok to place flyers under the window wipers of you car. And this at a fkING car show!!!!!!. DON'T fkING TOUCH IT YOU BRAIN DEAD fk!!!!Baldilocks said:
Big Rod said:
This boils my piss!!
Many's a time I've screamed at tts using my car as a leaning post to sit on their own car. Gives them a bit of a fright when all 6'4" and 18 stones of be bellows at them scarlet faced about two inches away from their nose!
I was at a car show yesterday with my 5yo son. I've instilled it into him that under no circumstances must you touch someone elses car unless they invite you to. If my young son can understand that why can't these morons?
And speaking of which! Here's the other thing that microwaves the lower part of my abdomen! wkstains that think it's perfectly ok to place flyers under the window wipers of you car. And this at a fkING car show!!!!!!. DON'T fkING TOUCH IT YOU BRAIN DEAD fk!!!!
Does anybody else feel that this rant was actually better than the OP's? Many's a time I've screamed at t
ts using my car as a leaning post to sit on their own car. Gives them a bit of a fright when all 6'4" and 18 stones of be bellows at them scarlet faced about two inches away from their nose!I was at a car show yesterday with my 5yo son. I've instilled it into him that under no circumstances must you touch someone elses car unless they invite you to. If my young son can understand that why can't these morons?
And speaking of which! Here's the other thing that microwaves the lower part of my abdomen! w
kstains that think it's perfectly ok to place flyers under the window wipers of you car. And this at a fkING car show!!!!!!. DON'T fkING TOUCH IT YOU BRAIN DEAD fk!!!!And in response to the OP; YES! I totally agree with you! I can't believe that some t
ts have such little respect for other people's property! GRRRRR!!!
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