Silly prank last night
Discussion
I had to pop out last night and go down the road to one of the local shops.
Passing a house down the road there was a cute black & white cat meowing to be let in to a house, when I returned from the shop 10 mins later the cat was still outside meowing. I knew the owners were in because the car was on the driveway next to the house and the lights were on, they probably couldn't hear it over the sound of Eastenders or whatever rubbish they were watching so....
I rang the doorbell and ran round the side to hide, a woman answered the door "..there's no one... oh it's the cat!!!" her husband probably said something like F**k off, or similar as she replied "no, it's the cat, the cat must have rung the doorbell"
I've never laughed so much, silently in my life.
I even had visions of her contacting the local news about her amazing doorbell ringing cat, perhaps a slot on Richard & Judy
But never to be repeated, shame 
Passing a house down the road there was a cute black & white cat meowing to be let in to a house, when I returned from the shop 10 mins later the cat was still outside meowing. I knew the owners were in because the car was on the driveway next to the house and the lights were on, they probably couldn't hear it over the sound of Eastenders or whatever rubbish they were watching so....
I rang the doorbell and ran round the side to hide, a woman answered the door "..there's no one... oh it's the cat!!!" her husband probably said something like F**k off, or similar as she replied "no, it's the cat, the cat must have rung the doorbell"
I've never laughed so much, silently in my life.
I even had visions of her contacting the local news about her amazing doorbell ringing cat, perhaps a slot on Richard & Judy
But never to be repeated, shame 
meeja said:
Please do this again (not for a couple of weeks though)
.... and set up a Trigger Happy TV style camera first....
Then get Ted to stick it on Pistonheads.TV!
I wonder if anyone around here has a kitten? Stop it you're giving me
ideas now You know how cats always bring dead animals back (little birds and mice) well I've just thought what I could do with the local road kills, badgers, deer........take one doorstep, a doorbell and one small innocent looking cat
FourWheelDrift said:
Please do this again (not for a couple of weeks though)
.... and set up a Trigger Happy TV style camera first....
Then get Ted to stick it on Pistonheads.TV!
Stop it you're giving me
You know how cats always bring dead animals back (little birds and mice) well I've just thought what I could do with the local road kills, badgers, deer........take one doorstep, a doorbell and one small innocent looking cat
I'm glad you don't know exactly where I live!
Good prank though!
that cheered me up no end as i saw a dead cat lying in the road this morning and its made me sad all day...
not just for the cat (obviously) but for the owner's when they find out what has happened...
makes me appreciate the silly bugger i have sitting next to me washing himself, even more!!!
not just for the cat (obviously) but for the owner's when they find out what has happened...
makes me appreciate the silly bugger i have sitting next to me washing himself, even more!!!
FourWheelDrift said:
Please do this again (not for a couple of weeks though)
.... and set up a Trigger Happy TV style camera first....
Then get Ted to stick it on Pistonheads.TV!
Stop it you're giving me
You know how cats always bring dead animals back (little birds and mice) well I've just thought what I could do with the local road kills, badgers, deer........take one doorstep, a doorbell and one small innocent looking cat
Or build up the kills to more silly things till you end up leaving a bag of wrapped fish and chips or a grilled trout!
(My cat has brought home a cooked minted lamb chop before and it was still hot! Must have swipped it from a BBQ. I was thinking of training it even more so I never had to cook!)
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