Lorry driver being a right w*****
Lorry driver being a right w*****
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williamp

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20,392 posts

302 months

Saturday 26th September 2009
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http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.








Kermit power

29,622 posts

242 months

Saturday 26th September 2009
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rofl

It' not often that "what a wker" can be applied so literally!

King Herald

23,501 posts

245 months

Saturday 26th September 2009
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williamp said:
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.
That takes some balls I reckon. roflrofl

tegwin

1,682 posts

235 months

Saturday 26th September 2009
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King Herald said:
williamp said:
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.
That takes some balls I reckon. roflrofl
Either that or he is a fan of the village people

Project 644

37,069 posts

217 months

Saturday 26th September 2009
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Not as good as the "Eddie Stobart Danger wk" wink

Good effort though to try it under interrogation.

Them crazy Germans!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Saturday 26th September 2009
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This is why they lost two world wars....

Simpo Two

92,708 posts

294 months

Saturday 26th September 2009
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williamp said:
The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.
Molesting himself?!

North West Tom

11,713 posts

206 months

Saturday 26th September 2009
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"The man remained in the vehicle with his hands on his own gear stick"

hehe

80quattro

1,821 posts

224 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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What a stroker

ClintonB

4,984 posts

242 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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80quattro said:
What a stroker

Google [bot]

6,828 posts

210 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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You've to go a long way to beat this guy:
Driving and:

  • 150km/h
  • masturbating
  • smoking weed
  • filming it
  • whilst trafficking 5kg weed and 2 plants
  • with unlicenced rifle
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/01/08/25775_...

El Guapo

2,787 posts

219 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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I thought truckers all had those hands free tuggers that plug into the cigarette lighter. Especially the German ones.

AdeTuono

7,626 posts

256 months

Sunday 27th September 2009
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Google [bot] said:
You've to go a long way to beat this guy:
Driving and:

  • 150km/h
  • masturbating
  • smoking weed
  • filming it
  • whilst trafficking 5kg weed and 2 plants
  • with unlicenced rifle
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/01/08/25775_...
Nothing about murdering prostitutes? Not a real trucker then.