A very funny eBay advert

[Kitch88]

Vauxhall Vectra B lexus style lights - well sick yo!!!


Posted this in the lounge as I think it's more comedy than anything else.


The guy has put these Vectra lights up on eBay and is taking the piss out of 'chav speak'. Read the questions and answers, they're hilarious

[bob1179]

Nicely done.

[J500ANT]

bob1179 said:

Nicely reposted.

EFA

[Kitch88]

J500ANT said:

bob1179 said:

Nicely reposted.

EFA

oops

[WorAl]

[Spartan luke]

funny

[Frankeh]

Trying a little too hard imo.

[Urban Sports]

postman pat I fink, if he iz still rollin wiv dat black pussy

[J-c]

These are good
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Yamaha-YTM175-trike-Trike-o...

[zakelwe]

Why am I suddenly thinking of Westwood? Does he drive one of those?

Regards
Andy

[KaraK]

Love this from the Q&A:

Q: I say! Those motor-car parts do look super! You Cockneys and your witty slang! If a chap was to purchase said parts for said chap's butler as a small birthday present, would the parts 'shizzle' Tompkin's 'Pizzle?' 29-Oct-09
A: Why most certainly my good fellow. He would most definitely be "big pimping" as he "rolled with his bee hatches".

[GTIR]

That me chortle.

[Howard-]

J-c said:

These are good
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Yamaha-YTM175-trike-Trike-o...

• wipes tears from eyes*

• composes himself*

[WorAl]

Howard- said:

J-c said:

These are good
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Yamaha-YTM175-trike-Trike-o...

• wipes tears from eyes*

• composes himself*

Just got nabbed by my boss as i was laughing so hard at the first one

[MATT427]

Howard- said:

J-c said:

These are good
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Yamaha-YTM175-trike-Trike-o...

• wipes tears from eyes*

• composes himself*

[ineedagallardo]

MATT427 said:

Howard- said:

J-c said:

These are good
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Yamaha-YTM175-trike-Trike-o...

• wipes tears from eyes*

• composes himself*

[Mr Gearchange]

Superb. Actual LOLs.

[anonymous-user]

ineedagallardo said:

MATT427 said:

Howard- said:

J-c said:

These are good
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Yamaha-YTM175-trike-Trike-o...

• wipes tears from eyes*

• composes himself*

We havent had a pyramid in ages!!

[Howard-]

[quote] Q: 我们非常抱歉您对您的购买失望我们光彩的第一机器。 然而您的中伤性爆发是无保证的。 除非您在24个小时内撤出广告并且发布一个公开道歉红色军队被指示发动使您的房子和邻里降低到一个毒性停车场的一次核攻击。 你的不妥协，主席毛。 30-Oct-09
A: Let me get this straight: You want one serve spring rolls, honey prawns, special fried rice, chilli crab, chicken feet and a bowl of bean curd soup. Oh, and a coke. No problems.
[/quote]


This bit particularly got me


edit: Well that doesn't display quite as it should

edit 2: I give up

Edited by Howard- on Friday 30th October 17:10

Edited by Howard- on Friday 30th October 17:11

Edited by Howard- on Friday 30th October 17:11

[Fabric 2.2]

Ebay- said:

Q: got any ova fings 4 sale blud? im afta a sik krome zorst 4 me nova gte...
A: iv got 2 bagz ov skunk?