Speechless.....

[whitevanman88]

My (not so) enterprising brother is currently at Uni doing some sort of scientifical course to do with brains and AI. But he is finding money very tight, so he's taken to offering to wash people's cars. Not really a problem until now, when he informs me he's booked to do a Rolls Royce next weekend.

His investment in equipment? £3 for a bucket a sponge.

Not sure I like the sound of this tbh, surely if he's going to do it properly he'd need at least half-decent equipment & Public Liability Insurance?

[southendpier]

fking idiot, this'll never work without some form of shampoo.

[soad]

It's likely to end in tears then, isn't it?

[thinfourth2]

Business for a £3 investment sounds damn enterprising to me

[croyde]

Is he selling shares?

[rhinochopig]

Bloody students, taking all the jobs from the hard working Polish.

[Hitch78]

If this knocks you speechless I really fear for how you're going to cope in life.

[TheCarpetCleaner]

Hitch78 said:

If this knocks you speechless I really fear for how you're going to cope in life.

[Matt Evans]

Fair play to the lad I say. I hope he does well in life. Obviously has more brains than the aforementioned Rolls Royce driver.

[evenflow]

For god sake don't post a link to this topic on DetailingWorld. I'm pretty sure some of their heads may actually melt.

[louiebaby]

rhinochopig said:

Bloody students, taking all the jobs from the hard working Polish.

He said he'd only got a bucket and sponge, I doubt he's going to Turtle Wax it...

[Fidgits]

evenflow said:

For god sake don't post a link to this topic on DetailingWorld. I'm pretty sure some of their heads may actually melt.

[bazking69]

I can see this one ending with a court summons for criminal damage...

[EDLT]

It might just be something like this:
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1479840.htm

He'll have washed more valuable rep-mobiles.

[AndrewW-G]

Fidgits said:

evenflow said:

For god sake don't post a link to this topic on DetailingWorld. I'm pretty sure some of their heads may actually melt.

some people wouldnt be happy about it here either

http://pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&amp...

[warped head]

tell him to invest a tenner in a second bucket and a micro fibre wash mitt.

Then introduce him to the two bucket method, and then run away and deny all knowledge of knowing him until you are certain the paint is still ok on the rolls

[LuS1fer]

soad said:

It's likely to end in tears then, isn't it?

Not if he uses Johnson's Baby Shampoo...

[Mr Whippy]

What if it's an old ste RR anyway?

Dave

[Mr Darcy]

Be on the lookout for the Poland Car washing mafia. They don't like it if you take away their lively hood.

[ZeeTacoe]

ammmmmm OOOOOuuuuut