Should I press this button? Anyone do this and make a mess?
Should I press this button? Anyone do this and make a mess?
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The_Doc

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6,339 posts

251 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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My local Shell has had a rebuild, and the pumps are barely 4 weeks old.

Do I press the button for my 63 litres of diesel and hope?

Could I save a minute of vital time here?

Am I driving home soaked in oil?

160steve

731 posts

223 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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only one way to find out .... make sure to video it.

bazking69

8,620 posts

221 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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Thread bookmarked.

hyperblue

2,914 posts

211 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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Buttons are meant to be pushed!

screem

763 posts

232 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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I cant wait.....go on, you know you want to.......go on !!!!!

soad

34,751 posts

207 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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Press it! You know you want to...what's the worst that could happen? hehe

The_Doc

Original Poster:

6,339 posts

251 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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soad said:
Press it! You know you want to...what's the worst that could happen? hehe
umm, I need to call Red Adair to deal with total-oil-disaster level five incident....

falkster

4,258 posts

234 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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Ha ha ha
Haven't got a diesel anymore but my local shell has the same new pumps....only thought that the other day.

GKP

15,099 posts

272 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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croyde

26,521 posts

261 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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Light up a big cigar before you do. laugh

Loki660

127 posts

202 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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I wouldn't....could increase the flow rate to a massive 147 litres min-1, so you wouldn't be their favourite customer.

sunbeam_alpine

7,250 posts

219 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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The_Doc said:
soad said:
Press it! You know you want to...what's the worst that could happen? hehe
umm, I need to call Red Adair to deal with total-oil-disaster level five incident....
If it's that big an explosion (and so long as you end up wherever he went), you can speak to him personally. Otherwise maybe phone the fire brigade before you phone a medium.

Could you not give Emsman a call - should guarantee a good outcome! smile

robinhood21

31,286 posts

263 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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Well, I for one do not like standing in the 'orrible stuff, much less tramping it into the carpets. Oh' and even less when ones foot tends to slide off the brake peddle so, I'd much prefer you didn't press the button thanks. smile

DozyGit

642 posts

202 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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Brilliant design, they know small diesels are driven by thrifty people who wouldn't dare press it, £££ rolling at high speed, no way tongue out and HGVs by pros who are supposed to be sensible, a win win situation. You wouldn't see that button on a petrol pump yes

Edited by DozyGit on Saturday 13th March 11:46

Negative Creep

26,141 posts

258 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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I hope you didn't use your phone to take that, everyone knows you using that near a petrol pump causes an explosion of biblical proportions

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

234 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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The real question should be, is diesel as good as petrol?

Rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

258 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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Press it.

Report back.

If you are able.

AndyM31

817 posts

236 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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I thought that these buttons were only available on trucking pumps and even then the hose was slightly larger. I recall this from when having to wait 40 minutes for petrol when we had the fuel shortages all those years ago. This meant I had to abandon effort and rejoin the line and wait a little longer to use a normal car pump.

On the basis of function I guess that they are the same with the auto stop; if you do try stand aside, not in front of the hose.

bomberharris

220 posts

213 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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Urban Sports said:
The real question should be, is diesel as good as petrol?
in a truck yes in a car no

paul.deitch

2,317 posts

288 months

Saturday 13th March 2010
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DozyGit said:
You wouldn't see that button on a petrol pump
And if you did I would not recommend pressing it. The static electricity generation of petroleum flowing at that rate in a standard hose/nozzle/vehicle might just make your vehicle burst into flames. That is why petroleum flow rates at the forecourt are limited to +-55 litres max (typical nowadays is 45+-)to guarantee safe conduction of the static generated.