Car parked in the middle of the road today
Car parked in the middle of the road today
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OwenK

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3,472 posts

226 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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I've just been to take my son to the doctor's surgery, and on my way out, discovered a 206cc left, apparently parked, in the middle of the road. Here is an edited picture of the road from google maps to give you an idea:



It was apparently abandoned. Nobody in the car, nobody nearby (apart from one helpful bloke who was directing traffic to go around it), and it didn't have the hazards on. The nose was poking out into the oncoming lane. If you look at the picture you see a bus stop on the left - the car was at an angle that looked like it could be going around a bus stopped there. But there was no bus, and the car was stopped. confused You'll also notice some driveways on the right, which from the angle it might have been pulling into. Also worth noting is the doctor's surgery is next to the parked cars on the left - perhaps someone had an emergency? I was in the waiting room the whole time and didn't see anybody enter. But then, why not at least pull onto a kerb? Why was it at an angle? But for all intents and purposes it seems that the driver just elected to get out and walk off!

I contemplated pushing it to the side of the road so at least it was out of the way, or putting the hazards on, or something, but the car was locked - which only complicates the mystery.

Some PCSOs arrived and marshalled traffic around it but I couldn't come up with an excuse to hang around any longer so I didn't discover the outcome.

What I find most odd about it is that it's at an angle, and that it was locked. Presumably, some extenuating circumstance caused the driver to turn the car to an angle, and then they decided to leave the car to go somewhere, and go somewhere for a long enough period of time that it's worth locking the car. What's your theory? From my point of view, the only plausible explanation is that the driver was abducted by aliens, and on their way up into the sky in the tractor beam, decided to lock their P+J for safekeeping.

I have been watching CSI this morning so I've probably got my detective's hat on needlessly and it was just a twerp smile

Edited by OwenK on Wednesday 31st March 15:49


Edited by OwenK on Wednesday 31st March 15:50

Torquey

1,961 posts

259 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Nice illustration!

No chance it could have rolled from somewhere? like the driveway on the right?

MattGTA

419 posts

203 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Torquey said:
Nice illustration!

No chance it could have rolled from somewhere? like the driveway on the right?
I think you may have hit the nail on the head there...

Arese

21,387 posts

218 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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vz-r_dave

3,469 posts

249 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Torquey said:
Nice illustration!

No chance it could have rolled from somewhere? like the driveway on the right?
That makes sense if you ask me. Would also explain the car being locked as well. Probably no one in the house.

Edited by vz-r_dave on Wednesday 31st March 16:00

OwenK

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226 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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What you can't see is that it's slightly downhill going away from the camera, so handbrake would have had to be on or else it would have rolled away from where it is now!

Jayho

2,441 posts

201 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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maybe the driver Spontaneous combusted without a trace!

RobM77

35,349 posts

265 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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If it had that dodgy bodykit on it, then it's a shame it didn't pick up enough momentum to roll into that lampost hehe

HiRich

3,337 posts

293 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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It's been 'shopped. I can tell by the pixels

Jonny671

29,904 posts

220 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Jayho said:
maybe the driver Spontaneous combusted without a trace!
Hmm, that'd leave ash left over..

I'm going with aliens.

HellDiver

5,708 posts

213 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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It's a 206, it's most likely st itself for the 300th time.

sday12

5,068 posts

242 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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It's ok, I've checked Google Maps, and it's gone wink

UncappedTag

2,102 posts

216 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Arese said:
LOL did you watch that last night??? biggrin

Jayho

2,441 posts

201 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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Jonny671 said:
Jayho said:
maybe the driver Spontaneous combusted without a trace!
Hmm, that'd leave ash left over..

I'm going with aliens.
whats to say that it didnt spontaneous combust and the amp blaring out his fave tunez from NDUBZ didnt blow the ashes away?

pacman1

7,324 posts

224 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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HiRich said:
It's been 'shopped. I can tell by the pixels
+1
Half term, isn't it?

Arese

21,387 posts

218 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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UncappedTag said:
Arese said:
LOL did you watch that last night??? biggrin
I didn't, but I knew it was on. Great film thumbup

die fahrt

1,046 posts

226 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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owenk said:
Here is an edited picture of the road from google maps to give you an idea:
pacman1 said:
HiRich said:
It's been 'shopped. I can tell by the pixels
+1
Half term, isn't it?
confused missing winky smilie?

pacman1

7,324 posts

224 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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die fahrt said:
owenk said:
Here is an edited picture of the road from google maps to give you an idea:
pacman1 said:
HiRich said:
It's been 'shopped. I can tell by the pixels
+1
Half term, isn't it?
confused missing winky smilie?
Yep! That do ya? wink

Jonny671

29,904 posts

220 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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die fahrt said:
owenk said:
Here is an edited picture of the road from google maps to give you an idea:
pacman1 said:
HiRich said:
It's been 'shopped. I can tell by the pixels
+1
Half term, isn't it?
confused missing winky smilie?
I didn't think it needed the wink smilie?

bazking69

8,620 posts

221 months

Wednesday 31st March 2010
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206cc. Middle of the working day? Just before bank holiday weekend?

My line of thought says a bored 40 something housewife has 'done lunch' with her girlfriends, managed to consume 2 bottles of cheap white wine, staggered out of the restaurant after making a tt of herself in public and broad daylight and attempted to drive back home...