To the ****ing ****** on the M25 today!!!
To the ****ing ****** on the M25 today!!!
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leemarkadams

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859 posts

246 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Well, just want to say a big thank you to the fking wker cocktard who was driving anti-clockwise on the M25 today at 1515, in a van advertising disabled motorised scooters!!

A few points for you tosser:

1. 50 mph is the maximum speed limit in the road works area, that is 50 fking MILES per hour, not 50 km/h, or even 50 fking ing rpm!!!
2. If you are going to leave a gap in front between yourself and the next car, at least make sure you can see the other fking car!! In fact, make sure the other car is in the same county if possible!!!
3. When you are moving away from standstill, it is traditional to actually press the fking ttting right pedal down a little to ensure you accelerate quicker than fking evolution!
4. If you are going to advertise mobility scooters on your van, at least make sure you get to the fking OAPs who are likely to need them before they peg it......a bit of a business tip for you there you fking mong!!!

A relieeved to be home Lee!


nottyash

4,671 posts

226 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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3/10
Must try harder

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

292 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Numbered points give an impression of organisation which always detracts from a rant. A true rant should always include the phrase
"and another thing"

deaglecat

162 posts

264 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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I'd give it a 4/10. Hope you feel better for the rant fella.

Flanders.

6,442 posts

239 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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So over-all you was impressed with his driving hehe?

stewy68

1,826 posts

274 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Could've been one of the "rouge OAPs"....
Maybe stole the van when the guy was delivering their scooter.
You have witnessed the getaway!biggrin

flattotheboards

6,689 posts

237 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Was it powered by a mobility scooter motor?

Pkh72

1,517 posts

217 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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If i'm honest i was a bit disappointed not to see the word clusterfk.

MarJay

2,181 posts

206 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Van driver sounds like a sensible guy to me. I hate tailgaters and people who drive far to aggressively for their ability.

I don't mind aggressive driving or making progress when there isn't stuff about, but a 50mph limit through road works is not the place for it. As much as you disagree with the limit, or with the amount of cones, or with the protection of a non existent work force it is still better (due to the amount of myopic no reaction morons talking on their mobiles and adjusting their ipods and sat navs whilst eating dohnuts and doing their make up) to play it safe than to play it aggressively in that situation.

leemarkadams

Original Poster:

859 posts

246 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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MarJay said:
Van driver sounds like a sensible guy to me. I hate tailgaters and people who drive far to aggressively for their ability.

I don't mind aggressive driving or making progress when there isn't stuff about, but a 50mph limit through road works is not the place for it. As much as you disagree with the limit, or with the amount of cones, or with the protection of a non existent work force it is still better (due to the amount of myopic no reaction morons talking on their mobiles and adjusting their ipods and sat navs whilst eating dohnuts and doing their make up) to play it safe than to play it aggressively in that situation.
I agree, however as far as I recall the USS Nimitz was not on the road today, so it could have stopped/slowed in less than 10 nautical miles!

PaulHogan

7,678 posts

309 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Once you got past the van how long was it before you were up the arse of the next vehicle? And so how much extra time did the van driver cause your overall journey to be?

stuart-b

3,651 posts

257 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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PaulHogan said:
Once you got past the van how long was it before you were up the arse of the next vehicle? And so how much extra time did the van driver cause your overall journey to be?
3 metres, but it's the fking principle, right Lee? hehe

Garlick

40,601 posts

271 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Quick check of the database confirms the van driver isn't on PH. Apologies.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

265 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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I am and I only did it because I could see how angry the mong was getting.

bazking69

8,620 posts

221 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Sign written van on the M25 in poor driving shocker. Hardly a new concept is it.

skene

2,833 posts

203 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Pkh72 said:
If i'm honest i was a bit disappointed not to see the word clusterfk.
I'm impressed 'cocktard' gets through the swear filter rofl

Flanders.

6,442 posts

239 months

Friday 9th April 2010
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Garlick said:
Quick check of the database confirms the van driver isn't on PH. Apologies.


Ah well, better luck next time O.p.


leemarkadams

Original Poster:

859 posts

246 months

Saturday 10th April 2010
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PaulHogan said:
Once you got past the van how long was it before you were up the arse of the next vehicle? And so how much extra time did the van driver cause your overall journey to be?
I do not drive 'up the arse' of the preceeding car, however to be actually in the same time zone is usually a norm!!

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

235 months

Saturday 10th April 2010
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leemarkadams said:
PaulHogan said:
Once you got past the van how long was it before you were up the arse of the next vehicle? And so how much extra time did the van driver cause your overall journey to be?
I do not drive 'up the arse' of the preceeding car, however to be actually in the same time zone is usually a norm!!
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