WTF is this? And how to I get to have a go!
WTF is this? And how to I get to have a go!
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dibbers006

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Monday 12th April 2010
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10JH

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225 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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Just looks like a big mower to me...

Plotloss

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301 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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It's a mower.

Waugh-terfall

18,488 posts

231 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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It's a commercial Lawnmower, get a job at your local County Council as a grounds keeper or something and play until your hearts content!

soad

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207 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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I want to have a go too - looks bloody ace!

Waugh-terfall

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231 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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Try hard enough and I'm sure it will! Some have 60" blades, some 72"!

TOPTON

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267 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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Now that eats trees

Jag-D

19,633 posts

250 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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Waugh-terfall said:
It's a commercial Lawnmower, get a job at your local County Council as a grounds keeper or something and play until your hearts content!
Yup, A John Deereif I'm not mistaken!

I think the big box on the back is to hoover up any of the st it normally leaves behind

Driven a few of the industrial mowers ranging from John Deere 855, Roberine, Kubota and a Hater

Good fun little things especially the likes of the Roberine the Hater and some of the John Deere cylinder mowers (as opposed to the rotary ones as above) with the rear steer - top fun and very nimble!

Shaw Tarse

31,903 posts

234 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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TOPTON said:


Now that eats trees
Does it eat chavs?

Mr Will

13,719 posts

237 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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Shaw Tarse said:
TOPTON said:


Now that eats trees
Does it eat chavs?
Don't think you'd even have to take them out of the Corsa for it!

Timberwolf

5,374 posts

249 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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Back when I was at school, I watched a bloke attempt to mow a 45 degree slope using a slightly smaller one of these, with the cylinder blades on the front. It was a rainy day, so the mower promptly slithered all the way down the slope until it came to rest against a classroom wall.

As a result, I spent an unusually entertaining chemistry lesson watching them try to pull it out with a Transit and a ratchet strap. They eventually succeeded, but not after they'd managed to drag it most of the way along the wall, making a very loud noise and mangling one of the grass cutter blades in the process.

Edited by Timberwolf on Monday 12th April 19:12

Killer2005

20,639 posts

259 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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These Pensioner Mobility Scooters are getting quite hardcore these days

mybrainhurts

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286 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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dibbers006 said:
It looks like it eats trees!
rofl

I do believe we have a new ambiwlans thread...

Jag-D

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250 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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Timberwolf said:
Back when I was at school, I watched a bloke attempt to mow a 45 degree slope using a slightly smaller one of these, with the cylinder blades on the front. It was a rainy day, so the mower promptly slithered all the way down the slope until it came to rest against a classroom wall.

As a result, I spent an unusually entertaining chemistry lesson watching them try to pull it out with a Transit and a ratchet strap. They eventually succeeded, but not after they'd managed to drag it most of the way along the wall, making a very loud noise and mangling one of the grass cutter blades in the process.

Edited by Timberwolf on Monday 12th April 19:12
Pahhhh we seldom had problems like that wink

TheEnd

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jbi

12,700 posts

235 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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I have a soft spot for the V8 chainsaw myself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvAI7-Qa2Io

v1paul

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207 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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jbi said:
I have a soft spot for the V8 chainsaw myself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvAI7-Qa2Io
That's fking brilliant

sebhaque

6,535 posts

212 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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That's a bulldozer being eaten by it.

thumbup

edit: more massive machine porn

Edited by sebhaque on Monday 12th April 21:05

jbi

12,700 posts

235 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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reminds me of this for some reason smile


Puddenchucker

5,978 posts

249 months

Monday 12th April 2010
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If you want to destroy trees try this:

SlashBuster

Works on cars as well:

SlashBuster