Speed Awareness Course - How shall I dress ?

[cptsideways]

I recently was rogered on the A303 for driving at 60mph in an NSL got zapped by the Gestapo Gateposts through by Wyle. Having safely driven 2500 miles Dorset-Spain-Dorset I got zapped 10 miles from home - with a trailer on the Landcruiser in case your wondering, hence the NSL means 50mph for such a vehicle despite it being perfectly legal & safe to drive at 60mph 400 yards behind me.


Anyway the lovely people at the Gestapo have offered me a speed awareness course instead of the browny points which I will be duly accepting. Just wondering what I should wear?

I've a choice of Speedhunters T-shirts, or drifting related team wear, wondered what might might be the most suitable

Suggestions please

[Killer2005]

Edited by Killer2005 on Monday 12th April 21:07

[vdubbin]

White overalls, white Alpinestars, and a white Simpson helmet under yer arm...

[Shayne109]

D1 Shirt and a Fezza cap OR one piece leathers

[g7jhp]

Stig outfit

[anonymous-user]

[iggletiggle]

Mankini FTW

[PaulHogan]

Get a t-shirt specially made. I'd go with 'Speed doesn't kill: it's stopping fvcking quickly that kills'

[Ian974]

Race overalls should do the trick. Bonus points for a perfectly executed slide into the car park!

[Flanders.]

DangerousMike said:

. Please Op, please .

[GravelBen]

vdubbin said:

White overalls, white Alpinestars, and a white Simpson helmet under yer arm...

[amir_j]

On a serious note- check the terms, if you annoy them they may have the right to retract the course and charge you.

[Lordbenny]

vdubbin said:

White overalls, white Alpinestars, and a white Simpson helmet under yer arm...

What a great idea

g7jhp said:

Stig outfit

What a great idea

[SmartTowelGS401]

out of interest do you mind me asking how much they're charging you for your day of fun?

I went on a "driver improvement course" courtesy of cumbria police, cost 170 quid for a day and a half.

What REALLY pissed me off was after driving from Manchester to Kendal for 9am, they announced on my arrival that "ooh you could have just taken one in manchester."

Thanks for telling me before hand, that's great.

edited cos i realised i haven't answered your question at all, I turned up in jeans and a hoody looking like st having risen at about 6am that morning to arrive. No one seemed to mind, my partners in crime there were all wearing jeans and what not.

Just bear in mind you can (or at least could with mine) fail the day for not giving a st/acting like you dont care/ not taking part. Don't give them an excuse!

Edited by SmartTowelGS401 on Monday 12th April 21:52

[randlemarcus]

They had no issue with me doing mine in one piece leathers

To be fair, I took that as my one shot across their bows, and was a good boy for the rest of the course.

[bazking69]

A pistonheads t-shirt would be apt...

Stig racing overalls would be epic!

[slipstream 1985]

remember and do a massive burnout as you leave!

[edo]

Is NIIIIICE.

[SmartTowelGS401]

randlemarcus said:

They had no issue with me doing mine in one piece leathers

To be fair, I took that as my one shot across their bows, and was a good boy for the rest of the course.

I actually went into mine with a very open mind, (i was there in the first place due to quite frankly behaving like an utter utter tt, so felt like i should pay attention etc...) alot of the day was quite boring and the usual scare mongering, but the practical part certainly made me realise that my observation and forward planning was not as good as it should be.

[SmartTowelGS401]

manbearpig?