Collective nouns for cars

[_rubinho_]

It was once common to be use any number of poetic descriptions for groups of animals and other objects. Some are commonly used today, "swarm of bees" or "herd of cows" for example. Some of the more humourous ones have been lost to history such as "pandemonium of parrots", "parliament of owls" or "tower of giraffes". I was wondering if PH could come up with some interesting words to describe collections of cars. I'll start with a couple I thought of:

An intake of Imprezas.
A mixture of MX5s.

Can you come up with better?

[Daston]

A brace of Tivs

[Simbu]

Surely the word you are looking for in any given collective of cars is 'convoy'?

[_rubinho_]

Simbu said:

Surely the word you are looking for in any given collective of cars is 'convoy'?

Only if they're moving. It's possible to have different collective nouns for objects in differing situations. It's a gaggle of geese on the ground but a skien of geese if they're in flight.

[Rich_W]

A Spam javelin of Prius'?
A harem of Mini's?
A merchant banker of 911's?
A tt of Peroduas?

[_rubinho_]

Rich_W said:

A Spam javelin of Prius'?
A harem of Mini's?
A merchant banker of 911's?
A tt of Peroduas?

That's much more PH! Insulting ones for cars we don't like. This could get even more fun:

A bd of BMWs?
A sucker of Ssangyongs?

[LukeBird]

A shame of Prius'?

[Huff]

A ste of Saxos

[Patrick Bateman]

Lexi will do.

[Fer]

A Foxton of minis.

A clod of Saxos

A breakdown of TVRs

A murder of lorries?

[Plotloss]

An expense of Ferraris