Friday Night Rant.

[br d]

s, the lot of 'em.

It is fking impossible for me to go out in my car on a Friday or Saturday fking night.
I get every st for brains dhead on the road trying to fking kill me. I just went to the gym, it's only 5 fking miles away and I had three of the s.

On a dual lane, left lane completely full of traffic, woman in front of me doing fifty which is the speed limit when a fkface in some chavvy fking car comes screaming up behind doing at least ninety, the wker then sits 2 feet behind me weaving all over the road bobbing his greasy fking head all over to show he wan't to "ave me". Where the fk am I supposed to go idiot?

Coming back another moron flies up behind me, same situation, no way to get out of his way, and this must be less than a foot away. He had some italic red lettering on his piece of st Vauxhall so he obviously thought that made it a fking racing car. I'm just going home for fksake, I don't want to race every fking 1.1 riced up st box in fking Basildon. And then another tit a mile further up the road screaming up the inside and cutting in front of me with inches to fking spare.
And they all look the fking same. He's got blond bogbrush fking hair, a gormless look which points to him being permanently bonced off on fking skunk and he probably couldn't find the brake pedal if you tied his fking foot to it. And in the passenger seat is his stick thin, chain-smoking, ugly, chlamidic fking horror of a girlfriend.

I'll have to start leaving the car at home at the weekend before some fking retarded half head wipes me off the fking road.

[43034]

Seems your region is Essex.....

Says it all....

Edited by 43034 on Friday 7th May 20:54

[Graebob]

You should try driving for a living

Also nice rant, 7/10 not enough variation of swear words/hilarious comparisons of chavs to bodily areas

[anonymous-user]

Only skeeted over popst as now pissed after being high from spary paint ealier. 6/10 again, far toommay fkings. Jesus you lot learn to swear with some combninations. I'm talking things like sucking st fk puker. Off for a st & shower then more beer. SDhit day.

[br d]

Graebob said:

You should try driving for a living

Also nice rant, 7/10 not enough variation of swear words/hilarious comparisons of chavs to bodily areas

Yeah, fair point. Just got in though, too angry to think of better swears.

[the_smalls]

Ah Basildon.

Or as I like to call it "Bas Vegas".

[br d]

the_smalls said:

Ah Basildon.

Or as I like to call it "Bas Vegas".

I don't actually live there but Bas Vegas (Festival Leisure Park) is where the gym is, it's a fking breeding ground for chavs. They literally pull out of the car park and latch on when I drive past.

Edited by br d on Friday 7th May 20:58