Funny things seen when out on the roads.
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Hey all. I've only been into this off-roading malarkey for two weeks, and today was my second trip out in the Landy.
So, a mate and I have been carefully taking in some Lanes for about an hour or so, and we had just gone through the "Deep Ford" at Sheepy Magna in Leicestershire. We drove around the corner and at the end of the lane was a focus with a door open. My mate comments that the bloke must be out answering a call of nature, however as me edged closer, we started to see some "rapid movement" of the suspension, a bit of body roll, if you will.
That's right, the couple who owned the vehicle were only going at it in the PAX seat.
This "lady" was giving her "mate" the ride of his life! 
I felt I had to save their blushes, so I tapped the horn (oo-er) and the poor lady jumped up and leapt over the centre console into the drivers seat, and let's say she was a little "cheeky" as she made this manouvere.
Anyways, as we rounded the corner they were hiding up another lane out of the way, and they couple were i'd guess, about 50. So, am I in for such frolics when I get to 50? I should point out this was 12:30, lunchtime today.
Anyway, what's the funniest thing you've seen out on those secluded lanes?
So, a mate and I have been carefully taking in some Lanes for about an hour or so, and we had just gone through the "Deep Ford" at Sheepy Magna in Leicestershire. We drove around the corner and at the end of the lane was a focus with a door open. My mate comments that the bloke must be out answering a call of nature, however as me edged closer, we started to see some "rapid movement" of the suspension, a bit of body roll, if you will.
That's right, the couple who owned the vehicle were only going at it in the PAX seat.
This "lady" was giving her "mate" the ride of his life! I felt I had to save their blushes, so I tapped the horn (oo-er) and the poor lady jumped up and leapt over the centre console into the drivers seat, and let's say she was a little "cheeky" as she made this manouvere.
Anyways, as we rounded the corner they were hiding up another lane out of the way, and they couple were i'd guess, about 50. So, am I in for such frolics when I get to 50? I should point out this was 12:30, lunchtime today.
Anyway, what's the funniest thing you've seen out on those secluded lanes?
eltax91 said:
Hey all. I've only been into this off-roading malarkey for two weeks, and today was my second trip out in the Landy.
So, a mate and I have been carefully taking in some Lanes for about an hour or so, and we had just gone through the "Deep Ford" at Sheepy Magna in Leicestershire. We drove around the corner and at the end of the lane was a focus with a door open. My mate comments that the bloke must be out answering a call of nature, however as me edged closer, we started to see some "rapid movement" of the suspension, a bit of body roll, if you will.
That's right, the couple who owned the vehicle were only going at it in the PAX seat. This "lady" was giving her "mate" the ride of his life!
I felt I had to save their blushes, so I tapped the horn (oo-er) and the poor lady jumped up and leapt over the centre console into the drivers seat, and let's say she was a little "cheeky" as she made this manouvere.
Anyways, as we rounded the corner they were hiding up another lane out of the way, and they couple were i'd guess, about 50. So, am I in for such frolics when I get to 50? I should point out this was 12:30, lunchtime today.
Anyway, what's the funniest thing you've seen out on those secluded lanes?
You don't beep your horn, you flash your headlights, thats how you get involved!So, a mate and I have been carefully taking in some Lanes for about an hour or so, and we had just gone through the "Deep Ford" at Sheepy Magna in Leicestershire. We drove around the corner and at the end of the lane was a focus with a door open. My mate comments that the bloke must be out answering a call of nature, however as me edged closer, we started to see some "rapid movement" of the suspension, a bit of body roll, if you will.
That's right, the couple who owned the vehicle were only going at it in the PAX seat.
This "lady" was giving her "mate" the ride of his life! I felt I had to save their blushes, so I tapped the horn (oo-er) and the poor lady jumped up and leapt over the centre console into the drivers seat, and let's say she was a little "cheeky" as she made this manouvere.
Anyways, as we rounded the corner they were hiding up another lane out of the way, and they couple were i'd guess, about 50. So, am I in for such frolics when I get to 50? I should point out this was 12:30, lunchtime today.
Anyway, what's the funniest thing you've seen out on those secluded lanes?
so I'm told
sitting in a slow moving queue of traffic in my local high street i saw a woman walk up to a parked red Peugeot 206 and press the key fob, try the door handle, but locked. Press the key fob again, try handle, still locked. Then angrilly point the key at the car, press the fob, try the handle, still locked!
It was at this point she realised that the red Fiesta parked two cars away was actually her car
It was at this point she realised that the red Fiesta parked two cars away was actually her car
Hit a speed bump pretty hard in my car, doing about 25, it was temporary. Pulled over to check everything was alright, then 30 seconds later a van hit it about 40ish so hard the front nose dived he must of smacked the horn and due to it bouncing so much it locked up and slid into a ditch, all at about 25 made it extremely funny.
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