Just had a rather polite offer to exit my car...
Just had a rather polite offer to exit my car...
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The Riddler

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6,565 posts

227 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Ok, so just being to pick my sister up from her bus and get some smokes for the night. Driving through my local town I was nearly hit in the side by a woman driver trying to beat my at a (Blue X) give way, I didnt beep, flash, raise my hand or nothing to her, as its possible I *may* have been going a bit quick (Its a nice corner)

I then drive off through the lights to the green X where my sister is waiting, with the car behind me. I then pull out behind this car, nothing aggressive about my driving, but the bloke in the passenger seat is climbing all over the car, literally throthing at the mouth. I give him a shrug of my shoulders, my sister laughs.

We arrived at the lights near the red X and the car launches itself on to the kerb, I keep my distance and the door flies open. Mr road rage himself jumps out, telling me to either get out or he will get me out, and starts walking towards me. The few people I've met on here will know I'm hardly going to win any strong men contests so I reverse a little down the road (Its all one way) he starts mouthing off again, so i keep where i'm at, he then decides to run, so another quick blip and reverse was the order of the day, by now his carer/girlfriend has got out and is trying to get him back in.

Once the lights went green I just floored it past and headed my merry way home (albeit a bit quicker than usual) but was just wondering if anyone has experienced anything similar, and possibly tell me where I went wrong (Besides not running the over)



Notes:
1. Yes, I know I live in a st town. Bonus points if you can name it. hehe
2. In all the excitement I forgot my fags. Arse.

Gad-Westy

16,613 posts

243 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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The Riddler said:
Notes:
1. Yes, I know I live in a st town. Bonus points if you can name it. hehe
This thread has got Donny written all over it! (not that I cheated you understand). Where's my prize?

ETA, sounds like you ran into a grade A tt. Could have been anybody and you got unlucky. No matter whether you did something wrong or not, there is no logic to somebody wanting to come to blows with a stranger for what sounds like a total non event. You will never understand his logic because there isn't any.

Edited by Gad-Westy on Thursday 27th May 21:53

b9boy

287 posts

219 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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ste town hey.....

Cant tell from the map but its either gotta be Rhyll, Blackpool or anywhere in yorkshire ha ha!

The Riddler

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6,565 posts

227 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Gad-Westy said:
Notes:
1. Yes, I know I live in a st town. Bonus points if you can name it. hehe

This thread has got Donny written all over it! (not that I cheated you understand. Where's my prize?
Close, its in Yorkshire. Thankfully not Donny hehe

Your prize can be:



A new hat! wink

Edited by The Riddler on Thursday 27th May 21:51

b9boy

287 posts

219 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Wakefield
Pontefract
Leeds
not fooking Bradford is it??????

Somnophore

1,364 posts

206 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Yeah had it once, I got out coz I had the missus in the car and he was trying to get into her door, his missus came and fetched him back before it kicked off

The Riddler

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227 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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b9boy said:
Wakefield
Pontefract
Leeds
not fooking Bradford is it??????
Haha..

Its a pretty small town more or less inbetween Wakefield, Huddersfield, Bradford and Leeds.

Grim.
As.
fk.

Killer2005

20,615 posts

258 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Heckmondwike

wink

b9boy

287 posts

219 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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whats with the concrete circle in the middle of the map? Is that where the locals still 'stone witches'??

Seriously thought your restraint in selecting reverse gear instead of first and a bootfull of throttle is medal worthy!!

Gad-Westy

16,613 posts

243 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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b9boy said:
whats with the concrete circle in the middle of the map?
Aerial bomb target? wink


The Riddler

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227 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Killer2005 said:
Heckmondwike

wink
Ahhh, no fair, your pretty local. wink

b9boy said:
whats with the concrete circle in the middle of the map? Is that where the locals still 'stone witches'??

Seriously thought your restraint in selecting reverse gear instead of first and a bootfull of throttle is medal worthy!!
hehe Yeah, your probably about right with the 'bandstand' being used for witch stoning. There are often locals there getting stoned themselves.

When I nailed it when the lights went green I did have a vision that he was about to try stop me with his body weight hehe I wouldn't of had much time to slow. wink

v15ben

16,227 posts

271 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Damn Steve beat me to it, I even recognise it from the picture though!
I used to live there too and to be honest there are so many cretin drivers around I'd just ignore them and let them get on with dragging their knuckles along hehe

JohneeBoy

518 posts

205 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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I once pulled out to overtake an older chap who clearly didn't like the idea of me passing so decided he would attempt to kill me. First he matched my speed and would not allow me back in, after a couple of near misses with oncoming traffic he allowed me to pull in behind him again. I should point out that I was in a Rover 214si and he was in a Jag. Anyway, he then stopped in the road and got out of his car. I didn't fancy another adventure on the other side of the road and so I sat and waited for him to have his say.

Sadly, he wanted to have more than a 'say' and was soon reaching inside my car through the window trying to grab me. I politely told him to f-off which seemed to just build on his rage. He started ordering me to get out which to me seemed a bad idea for a whole host of reasons, namely; there was now a huge line of traffic behind and he was old so I worried that I would look bad whether I won the fight or not.

Eventually he realised that he was making a tit of himself and holding up a million people and so jumped back in his car shouting, "I've got you plate and will be calling the police" which was funny seeing as he had tried to kill me. Unsurprisingly I never heard anything from the police.

v15ben

16,227 posts

271 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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b9boy said:
whats with the concrete circle in the middle of the map?
That thing is the main 'park' and bandstand in the town centre. It doubles as a place for chavs to hang out and drink White Lightning.


Dog Star

17,626 posts

198 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Long time ago now, but I had a couple of burly blokes jump out of a car and come at me - very scary - because I had beaten them away from the previous lights on a dual carriageway. I wasn't even trying to "race" them - I was in a sports car and they were in some ancient Orion - I only really noticed them when I heard them "chirp" their tyres. I did a swift exit through the red light and as luck would have it there were some police about half a mile later - close shave.

b9boy

287 posts

219 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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[quote=JohneeBoy] so I worried that I would look bad whether I won the fight or not.
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Im a little concerned JohneeBoy that you suggest you might NOT have won a a hand to hand fight with an OAP in a jag ha ha!

The Riddler

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227 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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b9boy said:
JohneeBoy said:
so I worried that I would look bad whether I won the fight or not.
Im a little concerned JohneeBoy that you suggest you might NOT have won a a hand to hand fight with an OAP in a jag ha ha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T_MOrnS_UU

hehe That could happen?

b9boy

287 posts

219 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Beautiful. Thats some funny st. I can see what you were worried about now Johneeboy...;)

thesyn

540 posts

211 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Where's you're fighting spirit man?
You're sounding like some southern shandy drinking Sh*ter.
Forgot your gaspers as well.
hang your head in shame

thesyn

540 posts

211 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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DP

Edited by thesyn on Thursday 27th May 22:33